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Iron Man 3
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Iron Man 3
Fan art by Paolo Rivera
Meanwhile, in the Soul Stone
Peter: I can’t believe I never got to ask MJ out.
Harley: Well, why didn’t you?
Peter: I couldn’t find the courage. And besides, it’s not like I have any clue how to ask a girl out.
Drax, interrupting: But it is so simple. You open the door, and you ask her to leave.
Harley, bursting into the Avengers meeting room: y/n! Is it true? You… You and Parker…!
Y/n, sitting up from her chair: Oh, no, Harley! It’s not what it looks like!
Peter, visibly confused: It’s not?
Harley: Really? I thought you were-
Y/n: How could I! You’re the only one for me!
Peter: He is…?
Harley, eyeing Perer suspiciously: I don’t know, you guys are spending a lot of time together.
Y/n: We’re just dating. Nothing more than that. I promise. He’s my boyfriend and that’s final.
Peter:Wha-?
Harley: So there’s no sibling vibes at all?
Y/n: You’re my one true brother and you know that! I’m pretty sure Peter is just the love of my life, last time I checked.
Harley: I thought I was the love of your life!
Y/n: Platonic, honey. And you are! I’m never letting you go. You’re stuck with me forever.
Harley: Aww love, that is so sweet.
Peter:
Peter: Remind me this again the next time I’m about to buy a ring.
Ned: Honestly, I don’t think it’s gonna change your mind.
Peter: Yeah, probably.
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Request by @starlight-starks
Peter:I want to replace the rods and cones in my eyes with those of a shrimp.
Harley:so you can see more colors?
Peter:nah, so my eyes don’t burn in the ocean.
Iron Man 3 (Shane Black) (2013)
