#iron patriot
Rhodey: did it hurt? When you-
Tony: when i got kicked out of hell?
Rhodey: jesus christ, when you fell from heav-
Tony: cuz it hurt like a bitch thanks for asking
Rhodey: Pepper asked me what the height of stupidity was.
Rhodey: My answer has been the same since forever ago.
Tony:
Rhodey: 5 foot 7 and 3 quarters
Rhodey: but 6 foot 5 when he’s in his armour
Tony:waIT-
Iron Man 3 (Shane Black) (2013)
rhodey: i’m hungry
nat: hi hungry, i’m tired
tony: hi tired, i’m dead inside
steve: hi dead inside, i’m severely concerned
Hear me out: War Machine movie. Set in the period betweenInfinity War and Endgame cos then we get to really get a look in detail about what it was like in those five years, what shit went down, what was enforcement like, etc AND we get to see soft Uncle Rhodey!!! Can you imagine Morgan and Rhodey- and we’d get to see soft retired Tony being happy for a change with his best friend. And don’t tell me that a War Machine movie wouldn’t kick ass. Come on: Rhodey is so badass and his humour kills. Basically I crave more Rhodey content cos let’s be honest we fucking deserve it.
Literally fuck endgame. The only TonyRhodey content we got was Rhodey watching Tony die. What the fuck this is not okay I-