#vernal
A Jaune of All Trades
In the cafeteria.
Ruby: Jaune, I don’t want to sound rude, but how do you pay for things? You know, the comics, the maintenance of your weapons, going to the movies, etc.
Weiss: I wonder that too. I mean, the school already takes care of housing, education and food. But the rest? Do your parents send you money?
Jaune: I have an answer for that. I have my own business.
Ruby:*amazed* Oooh, what do you do?
Jaune: I provided different types of services to my clients.
Weiss: That doesn’t sound good.
Jaune: What do you mean…. Oh god no! Not that kind of service. I only do simple things like deliveries.
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Junior: Where is the “package”?
Jaune: *Leaning on a car* In the trunk.
Junior’s goons open the trunk.
Man: Please! Don’t hurt me!
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Jaune: I also give rides
Ruby:*Smiles* You know how to drive?
Jaune: Yes I do and I’m pretty good at it.
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Roman and Neo get into a car with bags full of money.
Roman: Driver, it’s time to go.
Jaune: Hold on *Runs Engine*
Neo:
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Jaune: Sometimes I provide musical entertainment.
Weiss: I don’t believe you
Jaune: Well, believe it
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Jaune playing the piano in a fancy restaurant. He sees a couple of girls and winks at them.
Malachitetwins:*Dreamy eyes*Aww~❤️
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Jaune: Sometimes I help some restaurants when they don’t have enough staff in the kitchen.
Ruby: Can you bake cookies?
Jaune: Yes
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Jaune is wearing a chef’s outfit and is finishing up a dish.
Jaune: And done.
Gordon Ramsay: Amazing. *To his staff* This is a real chef. Not like all of you worthless pieces of-
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Jaune: I also give a hand in some computer stuff.
Weiss: Like remove a virus?
Jaune: Something like that
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Salem: Any progress, Dr. Watts?
DrArthur:*Having trouble hacking the Atlas military network* One moment, my Queen. *quietly* Who is this Jboy and how is he so good at this?
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Jaune: I also help people recover things that they lost.
Ruby: that’s nice
Weiss: I suppose
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Vernal: What do you mean we’re not going to do anything?! He collected a lot of information from us, our targets, names, locations, everything from us! We can’t let that traitor escape!
Raven: And we won’t. Don’t worry, I have the right men for the job. Just come drink some tea with me and wait.
Meanwhile
A guy runs through the woods.
Man: Hehe, I’m going to get rich from all this information once I- What the hell?!
He felt something grab his leg and pull him to the highest point of a tree.
Jaune:*Wearing a stealth suit* Hi, I’m going to take this. *takes his Scroll* Now, let’s go visit my client.
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Jaune: I also-
*Ting*
Jaune: Sorry, just a moment. *Checks his phone* Oh, sorry girls but I have another client who needs my services. I’ll tell you the rest later. byeee *walks away*
Weiss:…I don’t believe him.
Ruby: I do
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I was thinking of doing something like Jaune is the worst at fighting (of course) but he’s the best at everything else, like EVERYTHING else you can think of.
4KIDS: RUBY GIRLS! - Part 6
Animated photo edit by me
Original BNW Photo: Ansel Adams c.1948
Vernal Fall, Yosemite Valley, California,