#victoria asher

Gabe: I could get lost in your eyes.

Vicky: you could get lost walking in a straight line.

Gabe: which country has the most birds?

Gabe:Portu-geese.

Patrick: that’s a language.

Gabe:Portu-gull?

Patrick: nice recovery.

Gabe: don’t you mean re-dove-ry?

Vicky: Turkey. How could you forget Turkey?

Vicky: hey Jon, what are the symptoms of depression?

Jon: why do you ask?

Vicky: Ryan was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say “why has God forsaken me?”