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Good FanFictions

(They’re all panic-related I apologize. They’re all on wattpad)

Throam vol. 1,2,3

(Never read em but I know they’re saucy )

I’m pretty sure this is all the books into 1.

This is not the original creator of the book btw. Idk where to find the original.

Coffee(@livejournalryden)

Creep☢️ Brendon Urie(@AnxietyAtTheBall)

Church Boys (@AnxietyAtTheBall, B.U)

Gold And Coal (@acrossxtheuniverse Ryden A.U)

Don’t Touch Me [Ryden] (@halfemptyurie)

Sex Toys & Lover Boys | Rydon (@oneandlonely47)

1-A Forged Psychosis (@sarahtonia, B.U)

2-A New Psychosis (@sarahtonia, B.U)

3- A Forgotten Psychosis (@sarahtonia, B.U)

I’m going to keep updating this list, please tell me if you find broken/wrong links. Feel free to suggest fics for me to add this list.

Updated: 06/21/18

you’re in his dms. i’m a roadie on his exhausting tour to support his band’s breakthrough album. we are not the same.

if i were gay i’d simply stop. rip to throam ryan but i’m different

Sisky, doing a crossword puzzle: I need a four letter word for gay.

Spencer:Ryan.

Sisky:

Sisky: it fits!

Ryan: stop volunteering to take your shirt off. No one’s asking you to take your shirt off.

Joe: can’t hear you, shirt’s over the ears.

Doctor: I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Firstly, you’re going to die.

Ryan: okay, what’s the bad news?

Sisky: why would anyone wanna hurt Ryan?

William: I don’t know, maybe because they met him?

Ryan: here’s a grammar tip.

Ryan: ‘farther’ is for physical distance.

Ryan: ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance.

Ryan: ‘father’ is for emotional distance.

Sisky: …who hurt you?

Therapist: this one will be easy. Just tell me about your happiest childhood memory.

Ryan: my what now?

Cassie, holding Sisky’s hand over her stomach so he can feel the baby kick: sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.

Jon: it’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Ryan: top 10 things Jon said on his wedding night.

Sisky: woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!

Ryan: top 10 things Cassie said on her wedding night.

Cassie:*laughs*

Jon: stop laughing at it, Cas!

Sisky: top 10 things Jon said on his wedding night!

Sisky: hey Ryan-

Ryan:no.

Sisky: you don’t even know what I was gonna say-

Ryan: I don’t care, I can guarantee the answer is gonna be no.

Vicky: hey Jon, what are the symptoms of depression?

Jon: why do you ask?

Vicky: Ryan was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say “why has God forsaken me?”

Brendon, into the microphone: how’s everybody doing tonight?

Crowd:WOO

Ryan, from the back in a normal voice: it’s been a tough few months.

Sisky: Ryan, you get all my uwus.

Ryan: I what??

Brendon:

Ryan:

Brendon: he loves you.

Ryan: oh. Uh, uwu you too kid.

Pete: are any of you straight?

Brent: *raises hand*

Joe: *raises hand*

Spencer: *raises hand*

Ryan: *slowly puts his hand up*

Brendon: *grabs Ryan’s hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*

Ryan, watching Brendon from a distance: he could kill me anytime and I’d thank him.

William: I’d thank him too.

Sisky: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD RYAN? HE’S ABOUT THIS TALL, BROWN HAIR, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN’T HAD THE TALK

Ryan: you know, you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

Brendon: and you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.

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