#ryan patd
Good FanFictions
(They’re all panic-related I apologize. They’re all on wattpad)
Throam vol. 1,2,3
(Never read em but I know they’re saucy )
I’m pretty sure this is all the books into 1.
This is not the original creator of the book btw. Idk where to find the original.
Coffee(@livejournalryden)
Creep☢️ Brendon Urie(@AnxietyAtTheBall)
Church Boys (@AnxietyAtTheBall, B.U)
Gold And Coal (@acrossxtheuniverse Ryden A.U)
Don’t Touch Me [Ryden] (@halfemptyurie)
Sex Toys & Lover Boys | Rydon (@oneandlonely47)
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1-A Forged Psychosis (@sarahtonia, B.U)
2-A New Psychosis (@sarahtonia, B.U)
3- A Forgotten Psychosis (@sarahtonia, B.U)
I’m going to keep updating this list, please tell me if you find broken/wrong links. Feel free to suggest fics for me to add this list.
Updated: 06/21/18
you’re in his dms. i’m a roadie on his exhausting tour to support his band’s breakthrough album. we are not the same.
if i were gay i’d simply stop. rip to throam ryan but i’m different
is this ryan and sisky
Sisky, doing a crossword puzzle: I need a four letter word for gay.
Spencer:Ryan.
Sisky:
Sisky: it fits!
Brendon: have a safe flight.
Ryan: I have no say in the matter.
Brendon, driving off: die then.
Ryan: stop volunteering to take your shirt off. No one’s asking you to take your shirt off.
Joe: can’t hear you, shirt’s over the ears.
Doctor: I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Firstly, you’re going to die.
Ryan: okay, what’s the bad news?
Sisky: why would anyone wanna hurt Ryan?
William: I don’t know, maybe because they met him?
Ryan: here’s a grammar tip.
Ryan: ‘farther’ is for physical distance.
Ryan: ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance.
Ryan: ‘father’ is for emotional distance.
Sisky: …who hurt you?
Therapist: this one will be easy. Just tell me about your happiest childhood memory.
Ryan: my what now?
Cassie, holding Sisky’s hand over her stomach so he can feel the baby kick: sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.
Jon: it’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
Ryan: top 10 things Jon said on his wedding night.
Sisky: woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!
Ryan: top 10 things Cassie said on her wedding night.
Cassie:*laughs*
Jon: stop laughing at it, Cas!
Sisky: top 10 things Jon said on his wedding night!
Sisky: hey Ryan-
Ryan:no.
Sisky: you don’t even know what I was gonna say-
Ryan: I don’t care, I can guarantee the answer is gonna be no.
Vicky: hey Jon, what are the symptoms of depression?
Jon: why do you ask?
Vicky: Ryan was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say “why has God forsaken me?”
Brendon, into the microphone: how’s everybody doing tonight?
Crowd:WOO
Ryan, from the back in a normal voice: it’s been a tough few months.
Sisky: Ryan, you get all my uwus.
Ryan: I what??
Brendon:
Ryan:
Brendon: he loves you.
Ryan: oh. Uh, uwu you too kid.
Pete: are any of you straight?
Brent: *raises hand*
Joe: *raises hand*
Spencer: *raises hand*
Ryan: *slowly puts his hand up*
Brendon: *grabs Ryan’s hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*
Ryan, watching Brendon from a distance: he could kill me anytime and I’d thank him.
William: I’d thank him too.
His Side: we do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it!
Sisky: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD RYAN? HE’S ABOUT THIS TALL, BROWN HAIR, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN’T HAD THE TALK
Shane:
Ryan: shut up.
Shane: I didn’t even say anything-
Ryan: you know, you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Brendon: and you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.