#the heart rate of a mouse
Brendon Frida Kahlo, is that you?
Finished journal will be available for viewing at the Brooklyn Art Library in NYC.
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I swear it looks more like The Boy™ from a distance.
Finished journal will be available for viewing at the Brooklyn Art Library in NYC.
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Ryan:I fucking hate whiny and self-deprecating songs like these.
Ryan:
Ryan:I can’t afford a therapist though.
Ryan: Anyway, here’s the song.
Ryan: *starts singing*
my plans
2020
anyways happy birthday to brendon roscoe and brendon roscoe only
you’re in his dms. i’m a roadie on his exhausting tour to support his band’s breakthrough album. we are not the same.
if i were gay i’d simply stop. rip to throam ryan but i’m different
it be like this
i wish The Picture of the followers was real
is this ryan and sisky
me: :)
the throam mandela effect: *exists*
me: :(
area 51: throam edition
let’s pretend area 51 memes are still relevant
Sisky, doing a crossword puzzle: I need a four letter word for gay.
Spencer:Ryan.
Sisky:
Sisky: it fits!
Audrey: I’m a transgender woman.
Brendon: okay, but you still have a man’s body.
Audrey: you’re right, we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender.
Brendon: I’ll get the shovels.
Brendon: have a safe flight.
Ryan: I have no say in the matter.
Brendon, driving off: die then.
Gabe: I could get lost in your eyes.
Vicky: you could get lost walking in a straight line.
Ryan: stop volunteering to take your shirt off. No one’s asking you to take your shirt off.
Joe: can’t hear you, shirt’s over the ears.
Dallon: [orders food in fluent French to impress Brendon]
McDonald’s employee:what?
Doctor: I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Firstly, you’re going to die.
Ryan: okay, what’s the bad news?
Gabe: which country has the most birds?
Gabe:Portu-geese.
Patrick: that’s a language.
Gabe:Portu-gull?
Patrick: nice recovery.
Gabe: don’t you mean re-dove-ry?
Vicky: Turkey. How could you forget Turkey?
Girl: I’m a big country fan.
Sisky: China is very large.
Sisky: why would anyone wanna hurt Ryan?
William: I don’t know, maybe because they met him?
Ryan: here’s a grammar tip.
Ryan: ‘farther’ is for physical distance.
Ryan: ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance.
Ryan: ‘father’ is for emotional distance.
Sisky: …who hurt you?
Therapist: this one will be easy. Just tell me about your happiest childhood memory.
Ryan: my what now?
Cassie, holding Sisky’s hand over her stomach so he can feel the baby kick: sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.
Jon: it’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
Ryan: top 10 things Jon said on his wedding night.
Sisky: woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!
Ryan: top 10 things Cassie said on her wedding night.
Cassie:*laughs*
Jon: stop laughing at it, Cas!
Sisky: top 10 things Jon said on his wedding night!
Sisky: hey Ryan-
Ryan:no.
Sisky: you don’t even know what I was gonna say-
Ryan: I don’t care, I can guarantee the answer is gonna be no.
Vicky: hey Jon, what are the symptoms of depression?
Jon: why do you ask?
Vicky: Ryan was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say “why has God forsaken me?”
Brendon, into the microphone: how’s everybody doing tonight?
Crowd:WOO
Ryan, from the back in a normal voice: it’s been a tough few months.
Ian: I never let anything like common sense or the concern from dear friends get in the way of me having a good time.
Brendon, tired: god, I really wish you would.
Sisky: Ryan, you get all my uwus.
Ryan: I what??
Brendon:
Ryan:
Brendon: he loves you.
Ryan: oh. Uh, uwu you too kid.
Pete: are any of you straight?
Brent: *raises hand*
Joe: *raises hand*
Spencer: *raises hand*
Ryan: *slowly puts his hand up*
Brendon: *grabs Ryan’s hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*
Ryan, watching Brendon from a distance: he could kill me anytime and I’d thank him.
William: I’d thank him too.
