a concept

keith in middle school, churning out those videos with block coloured backgrounds and size 12 comic sans and poor editing that give helpful tips such as;

how to get a boyfriend in middle school

how to get your crush to like you

and so forth. they’re all unironic. lance watched them all. neither had any idea until shiro got pidge to uncover them and now they’re blackmail material

Shiro: I need some paladin drama, stat.

Hunk: I don’t think we’re that dramatic..

Shiro: I’ve been gone one week - Keith and Lance are dating, and they’ve killed a person.

kuron dont interact

guys listen to my theory

okay so everyone knows at this point that keith loves hippos its been fully accepted as canon but everyone also knows that keith lived in texas and theoretically would never have seen a hippo.

my theory is that keith kogane that mad lad heard the name “hippopotamus” and was like. damn. thats a fucking badass name. thats gonna be my favourite animal.

lance shows him a photo and he throws up in his mouth but he cant back down so. he keeps saying he loves hippos it pains him inside he just thought the name sounded cool. father why didnt u show me a hippo why are we texan yeehaw

-mod shiro its 1am peace

Pidge: *Clicking Noise*

Lance: *Clicking Noise*

Keith: Stop it

Pidge: Stop What?

Keith: You’re talking about me in Morse Code

Lance: Yeah Keith, that’s exactly what we’re doing. With our very limited free time and extremely limited budget, we went and took a class on a very outdated, unnecessary form of communication. communication that used to be used on Earth, while we are in the middle of space, nowhere near Earth. Yeah Keith, we did all that just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Keith: Am I wrong?

Pidge: No. No that’s exactly what we did

~Mod Kceith