#voltron meme
a concept
keith in middle school, churning out those videos with block coloured backgrounds and size 12 comic sans and poor editing that give helpful tips such as;
how to get a boyfriend in middle school
how to get your crush to like you
and so forth. they’re all unironic. lance watched them all. neither had any idea until shiro got pidge to uncover them and now they’re blackmail material
Shiro: I need some paladin drama, stat.
Hunk: I don’t think we’re that dramatic..
Shiro: I’ve been gone one week - Keith and Lance are dating, and they’ve killed a person.
kuron dont interact
guys listen to my theory
okay so everyone knows at this point that keith loves hippos its been fully accepted as canon but everyone also knows that keith lived in texas and theoretically would never have seen a hippo.
my theory is that keith kogane that mad lad heard the name “hippopotamus” and was like. damn. thats a fucking badass name. thats gonna be my favourite animal.
lance shows him a photo and he throws up in his mouth but he cant back down so. he keeps saying he loves hippos it pains him inside he just thought the name sounded cool. father why didnt u show me a hippo why are we texan yeehaw
-mod shiro its 1am peace
It has to be done.