A RWBY character gets a seat on the list AGAIN? yes RWBY characters have been requested over and over and if I weren’t so picky while filtering all the suggestions, this list would ALL RWBY characters, (really, I’m not kidding RWBY characters get requested so much, that at this point we could even have a genderbent waifu Ozpin by now!), for now this little lady will be the last one on a list for now.
Ahhh Neopolitan, were do I start? her looks? her skills? the MANY talents she possesses? well, guess it’s gonna be the obvious one…
You already know Pyrrah is my top lady from RWBY, but I think is safe to say that Neo is really not very far from her, why? what do these 2 ladies have in comon? is it… the obvious sex-appeal? the boundless affection and loyalty they show towards their significant other? or is it… the tremendous potential they have? let’s go with that last one.
Neo is by far my favorite lady in the battlefield and the reason is quite simple, on her league she is the BEST simple as that, not only she can single-handedly beat Yang on one on one combat, she can best Ruby with no effort, (and no, it doesn’t count as victory for Ruby when she is blown away with her parasol by the winds, Ruby had luck to not have her rear even more red from the sp@nk!ng Neo was delivering) hell! she went mano a mano with Cinder and FORCED her to go maiden mode, and let’s not forget how she went for the foursome and r@p3d everyone from team JNR managing, outmaneuvering and outskilling Jaune, Nora and Ren at the same time, just delicious!. also truly remarkable is that Neo’s battle style isn’t the most flashy but rather more effective and focused on pure physical combat, (which paradoxically ends up being another kind of flashy/eye candy style) her semblance: Overactive Imagination, is more a deceive and escape resource for her, unlike other characters that rely heavily on semblances to fight (like Yang) she relies almost completely on herself, no dust or even firearms.
But Neo’s capabilities for combat don’t stop there, she even recognizes when an opponent is way out of her league, which may not seem like much, but it IS a big deal, bitting more than you can chew is a BIG problem for amateurs *cough* Ruby *cough* and Ms. Neopolitan is no amateur, she is a professional, and we can notice it even outside battle, she can steal, deceive, perceive weaknesses and find weak spots with stunning speed, her success rate on missions is very high and to complete the professional skill set, she can even act as your getaway driver using her semblance in the process to cover as much as an ENTIRE ship to fool anyone who crosses paths with her and her allies.
For the cherry on top, this tiny lady has enough intellect to do something that some characters in RWBY simply never do, she GROWS from battle to battle, why do I say this? just watch her battles, it’s true Neo is playful on early fights, she dances around, taunts her foes, mocking them whenever she has the chance and that’s fine it’s part of her style, but she goes on and on to the point of just draging the fight for too long instead of finishing them off quickly, on later fights, as she progresses she still smiles and plays, BUT dispatches her targets in a much quicker and effective manner, she learns from her mistakes and that says a lot about her.
But I guess it’s already too much text, *ahem* so I’m gonna close with the changes I made.
Neo has that lovely and classy victorian air about her and outfit, kept that as much as possible but with a touch of extra spice, the way she bows, smiles and some gestures in general she does in and outside battle make me think of a dancer, a lady of the spolight, an entertainer, that’s why I chose to get rid of the pants (also obviously for the extra sexy factor) and as usual made her weapon: Hush, bigger and thiccer with a nice new and fresh pattern all over it, hope you like it!
If this pocket lady (she is around 4'10/147cm tall) is the waifu for you, remember to leave some good love for her on the comments, cheers!
Easter is a holiday celebrating gathering colorful chocolate eggs for kids to eat. Jaune walked down the halls of Beacon on his way to his team’s dorm room. Apparently, his girlfriend, Neopolitan, called him to come to the dorm.
Jaune was a little nervous about what his mute, psychotic girlfriend had in store for him. He just hopes it wasn’t crazy and chaotic, he already had enough this morning.
Nora and Ruby were definitely excited about getting chocolate the two redheads were VERY competitive in the gathering part. It resulted in a mini civil war between the two.
Pyrrha and Ren stayed with the rest of his circle group of friends to stop the two sugar-addicted girls in their little war.
When he arrived at the dorm, he took a deep breath and braced himself on what was on the other side of the door.
Jaune: Alright, Neo why did you call-
Standing in front of him was his short stack of a girlfriend. She wore a pair of pink and brown bunny ears on top of her head. But what got him the most was that she was wearing one of those reverse bunny suits. Her front was completely exposed, leaving her large tits that can make Yang feel insecure about hers, her slim and toned belly, and her sex in full view in front of him. Neo’s face had a seductive smile and raised her gloved-covered hands close to her head and made a peace sign. She looked incredibly sexy.
But Jaune just stood there, with an unreadable expression on his face.
After 5 seconds of awkwardness, Neo’s seductive look was replaced with concern. She slowly approached her boyfriend/plaything with caution.
She waved her hand in front of his face. No reaction.
She poked him on the cheek. No reaction.
She poked him in the face several times.
The last thing she will remember that hour was his hand snatching her wrist.
One hour later…
Neo’s face twisted into an ahegao as she felt her normally timid boyfriend fucked her in a full nelson position. Her bunny ears were knocked off of her head long ago. Her slim belly sported a bulge where his dick was, she watched it cleave into her between her swinging breasts. She heard her blonde stud huff and growl close to her. She loved riling him up so he’d snap and senselessly fuck her into a coma.
She felt him throb inside her, signaling his release, and braced herself.
When he did, it felt like a punch in the gut, but the pleasurable kind. Her mismatched eyes rolled back into her sockets and her tongue lolled out and her belly bloated with every pump inside. It felt so warm and Neo loved it.
But she has a feeling Jaune was far from being done with her.
Two hours later…
Jaune and Neo wrestled their tongues while the blonde rammed Neo in a mating press position. Her small body was almost unnoticeable due to Jaune’s bigger and muscular body. She wrapped her arms and thicc legs around her boyfriend’s neck and waist so he wouldn’t leave, not that Jaune was ever going to anyway.
Jaune came again, due to the proximity of their bodies, cum just seeped out of her stuffed snatch, creating a puddle on the sheets.
Jaune flipped Neo on her belly in quick succession, startling her, and went back to rutting. Her big tits cushion her while simultaneously giving Jaune a nice view of her tits getting pancaked deliciously.
Jaune spanked her ass and left a red handprint.
Jaune: Mine.
Neo shuddered in pleasure. She loves it when he gets dominant! She bit her lip when he spanked her again.
30 minutes later…
Jaune pulled out of Neo’s cunt and admired the view. Neo face down and ass in the air with her cunt oozing with his spunk. Her cheeks were covered in handprints. But there was one more hole he hadn’t claimed…
Neo felt something familiar poke her asshole and made her eyes widen. She was about to do something but she was already too late…
In one swift motion, Jaune lodged all of his nine-and-a-half-inch meat in her ass, making her cough up spittle in the process.
Jaune then proceeded to fuck her ass for another hour.
After the long bed-breaking sex…
The remaining members of NPR were shocked to find their room in such a messed-up condition. A few books fell from the bookshelf, a table practically broken in half and the legs of Jaune’s bed broken. And on said blonde’s bed was his girlfriend face down and ass up. She wore the most pleasured face ever seen and both of her holes stretched out and oozed with jizz and sported a belly bulge. They swore they saw her leg twitch.
They were brought out of their thoughts by the bathroom door opening.
Out came their leader with nothing but a towel on his waist.
Jaune: Oh hey guys! Enjoyed the hunt?
Ren: Errr, yeah. Nora was a handful.
Jaune just nodded.
Jaune: Well, glad you guys had fun. I had fun too, isn’t that right Neo?
He walked up to his ruined girlfriend and spanked her again. This caused Neo’s legs to finally stop supporting her body and caused the bulge to release the cum from inside and out of her two holes.
Jaune’s face grimaced as he saw the massive puddle of his own making spread on the floor.
Jaune: I’m gonna have to clean that, don’t I?
Ren: Yes. Yes, you should.
Ren glanced at Pyrrha, who had a big blush on her face and started to breathe heavily.
Nora on the other hand…
Nora: Nice! thumbs up
If you want to know what Neo’s wearing, here ya go:
Jaune:*Glares at Yang and Blake giggling and feeding each other finger foods*
*Jaune runs up, flips the table over scattering food and making the two girls jump before running away - escaping through their 23rd floor window*
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Ruby:Mmmmm.*Is kissed*
Oscar:*Pulls back from kiss, smiling gently*
Jaune:*Irritated*
Oscar:*Steps back* How about we take Jaune home, baby?
Jaune:*RKO outta nowhere’s Oscar*
Ruby:*Shrieks*What the heck, Jaune!?
Jaune:*Is too busy being a viper, hissing and staring at the unconscious Oscar’s body*
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Glynda:*Laughs cheerfully into scroll* Oh Bart–
*Jaune angrily runs up and slaps her scroll to the ground, stomps it into pieces, glares at her and then proceeds to sprint out of the rebuilding Vale*
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Nora:HA! You’re no match for Renny and me’s sick combos, fearless leader! *Button mashes as Ren smiles next to her*
Ren:*Rubs Nora’s back*
Jaune:*Triggered af, proceeds to fall back on years of video gaming and utterly destroys them both*
Nora:Awww. We’re dead, Renny.
Ren:I wouldn’t have it any other way than together, Nora. *Nora tears up*
*Glass shatters as Jaune chucks the console out the window and dives out of it like a professional swimmer*
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Weiss:*Excitedly*And then he actually proposed! Right there, with the sunset and the waves crashing on the beach and *tears up a bit* it was just so romantic of him.
Sun:Gotta give it to my boy, conquering the ocean for his girl is pretty cool.
Neptune:*Blushes*
*Jaune has had enough of the engagement party, flings glass of wine at Weiss whose mouth drops open as she drips with it and steals Sun’s glass from a stunned hand, does the same to Neptune*
Jaune: Good day! *Storms off*
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Raven:*Uncomfortable, embarrassed* You actually mean that, don’t you?
Tai:*Very serious* Do you think I’d joke about something like this, Rae?
*Raven looks sad, but hopeful. Jaune, who was busy digging up a tree for Tai felt his blood boil and chucked a huge amount of dirt at the two of them*
Tai:*Yells and falls into his house*
Raven:*Spitting, yanking at the chest of her top before freezing* MY HAIR!!!
*Jaune runs*
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Qrow:*Clapping Winter’s cheeks*
Winter:*Getting clapped and loving it*
Jaune:*Enters room, freezes*
Also Jaune: *Aims scroll at the two and takes a picture*
Qrow:What the fuck!? *Trying to hide his dick*
Winter:*Lets out a little scream and tries to pull pants up* N-no, please, delete it - aaahhhh, he’s leaving! *Sprints after him*
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Maria: Ahh, I’ve been waiting all day for this.
*Happily eating pistachio ice cream cone*
Jaune:*Angrily smacks her cone to the sidewalk, splattering and shattering it* Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!
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Jaune:*Walking into his apartment after several annoying days angrily* –with that shit, I ain’t even gonna play with that shit! If I can’t be happy, in love or getting laid then nobody can!
Jaune:
Jaune:*Looks at Neo stretched across his couch, laying there and sleeping peacefully beneath a big, comfy pink blanket with her hair mussed from sleep and looking adorable*
Jaune:*Realizes*Oh shit! I forgot I amhappy, in love and am getting laid on a regular basis! *Slaps himself in the face* Fuck. Equality for all. Forgive me, adorable love of my life, but Mama Arc didn’t raise no bitch!
*Runs at Neo, who wakes up bleary eyed and to the sight of Jaune doing a front flip towards her tiny, sleepy frame*
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Jaune:And that’s how I wound up in the hospital. I senton’d my girlfriend, Neo roundhouse kicked me in the head and then put me through the kitchen table and I’m very sorry.
Neo:*Nods grumpily*
Everyone Jaune Fucked With:Good.*Walks off because they’re still pissed*
Jaune:*Sighs* I’m going to be kissing so much ass and not all of it’s gonna be yours, Neo.
Neo:*Pokes him in a broken rib*
Jaune: Ow! I deserved that. Oh. I deserve it. *Winces*Ohhhh. I’m on the couch, aren’t I?
Neo:*Holds a finger up*
Jaune:Awww man, a month? *Neo gives him an ‘are you serious right now?’ face* Yeah alright. Stupid brain, always getting me in trouble.
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Hey, look who wrote Snowbird into one of these despite not liking Snowbird at all.
Anti-Masker: And that’s why Iwill not be suffocating myself today! Now I’m a paying customer, hurry the hell up and get me my ice cream.
Jaune:*Disapproving, about to speak*
Anti-Masker:*Angrily*Well!? Wha– *Squeaks in terror as Hush materializes, pressing against his throat with Neo glaring at him which is made more intimidating by the light pink, pretty mask she’s wearing*
Jaune:*Sighs* No Neo, we don’t have the space for anymore bodies.
Neo:*Shoulders slump dramatically and she stares sadly down*
Anti-Masker:*Doesn’t hesitate to run away screaming in terror*
Jaune:*Puts hand up* Nice! Who knew your lengthy criminal record and murderous nature would actually help run an ice cream shop!
Neo:*Skips over, high fives*
Jaune: Just for that you’re getting the Jaune Arc special! *Neo waggles eyebrows* No not that one you perv, the chocolate ice cream, chocolate trouffles, chocolate chips, chocolate syrup, chocolate cookies with the vanilla wafers with vanilla frosting and the vanilla cone crumbled over it!
Neo:*Eyes light up and sits on the counter, happily kicking her feet*
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Guess what I got to witness when I went to grab lunch today~~~
