This probably one of the best asses on my blog! I see her all the time with a nice pair of shorts up her ass! So be on the look out for more of her and her bubble butt!
Have you ever watched a movie too many times and end up coming up with a spontaneous fic about it? Literally just wanted to watch a comfort movie and now I’m two pages deep in an outline that I may or may not have time to write.
I feel this.
Got inspired to write another AU and God damn it I have enough to do already!!!!!
That being said…. What movie was is if I may ask?
Right? Plot ideas always hit at the absolute worst time, especially when you’re already deep in other projects!
It was The Mummy (1999). Not even Star Wars!
O FUCK.
I love the Mummy. It’s one of my faves tooo!!! Look at my brain saying “hey mix them together?” and it’s like…. no brain. I have the crime thing and the witch thing…. I don’t need an adventure thing!
Brilliant movie though - I’ve been on a Hobbit and LOTR binge and it’s influencing my Witch au idea.
Just…. will our brains ever FOCUS?
Though if you wanted to discuss said Mummy ideas……….
WHO said the MUMMY??!!
Even just these gifs are making me want to write even more! Oh, noooo!
It’s already turning into a fem!OC x Ardeth Bay fic, too.
I just really enjoy writing in different time settings, and a 1920s setting is a new one for me! Plus adventure and magic? Yeah, this fic is probably gonna happen.
(My blog was actually marked explicit this morning and then reinstated. Maybe direct the search toward actual nazis and illegal content and Tumblr will be a place that doesn’t get removed from the freakin app store. This used to be a place people wanted to be and felt save to express themselves. If you lose those people, you lose what makes you viable: earn or die, Tumblr. )
Aries- You posted porn. You did it. Tumblr doesn’t like that any more. Bad, you, having desires.
Taurus- We looked in your likes and had to bleach the fucking computer.
Gemini- Your searches were freaking out the staff and you were labeled explicit for the greater good.
Cancer- Furry images? No? Just your cat? Still explicit.
Leo- You reported yourself to feel included. It’s okay, I won’t tell. Wait…
Virgo- You stood up for someone that was being bullied and that just really irked the Tumblr staff. Enjoy Hell, explicit one.
Libra- Someone was jealous as fuck of your art and reported you like a nasty lil shithead
Scorpio- You’re good, no problems here. Continue browsing. Not explicit at all.
Sagittarius- An innocent picture of a forest with inspirational text actually came from a blog run by a white supremacist
Capricorn- Staff was just having too good of a time selecting explicit content and you got caught up in the fun.
Aquarius- I thought Tumblr said NSFW writing was okay? No. You’re still in trouble.
Pisces- We launched your filth blog into fucking space.
Put these three phrases together to find out your Ticklish Name, then reblog to share with the community!
First Letter of Your First Name A = Unfathomably B = Unbelievably C = Extremely D = Very E = Very, Very F = Very, Very, Very G = Incredibly H = Incomprehensibly I = Too J = Exquisitely K = Abundantly L = Ridiculously M = Supremely N = Hyper O = Deathly P = Wildly Q = Way Too R = Untouchably S = Excruciatingly T = Terribly U = Horribly V = Super W = Quite X = So Y = Absurdly Z = Most
Season You Were Born In Spring = Ticklish Summer = Sensitive Autumn = Tender Winter = Vulnerable
First Letter of Your Last Name A = One B = Girl/Boy/One* Who Can’t Be Touched C = Man/Lady/One* Who Cannot Bear It D = Hysterical Giggler E = Child of Laughter F = Little Lee G = Panic-Stricken One H = Screamer I = Begger J = Torturee K = Gigglee L = Thrasher M = Master/Mistress/Maven* of Squirms N = Fist-Pounder O = Kicker P = Master/Mistress/Maven* of Squeals Q = Squealer R = Shrieker S = Pleader for Mercy T = Toe Scruncher U = Wriggler V = One Who Cannot Endure W = One Who Simply Needs It To Stop X = King/Queen/Royal Highness* of Silent Laughter Y = Prince/Princess/Royal Highness* of Unbridled Hysteria Z = Flincher
*Choose according to pronoun you prefer
So I got two! As I have two names ♀️
Abundantly Tender Trasher
Wildy Tender Pleader for Mercy
I wouldn’t say that I’m tender but otherwise it’s fitting
And because I’m a huge dork then @probablyticklishguy ‘s name is Unbelievably Tender Master of Squirms. I would personally give him Unbelievably Hysterical Giggler
I am definitely the Tender Master of Squirms! As you may be aware.
Persephone: You could hang up, too, you know. Go darken someone else’s doorstep.
Hades: And you? Would you carry your nightmares into another’s bed? No, I don’t think so. We’re stuck with each other, I’m afraid. Who else could stomach us?
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