(My blog was actually marked explicit this morning and then reinstated. Maybe direct the search toward actual nazis and illegal content and Tumblr will be a place that doesn’t get removed from the freakin app store. This used to be a place people wanted to be and felt save to express themselves. If you lose those people, you lose what makes you viable: earn or die, Tumblr. )
Aries- You posted porn. You did it. Tumblr doesn’t like that any more. Bad, you, having desires.
Taurus- We looked in your likes and had to bleach the fucking computer.
Gemini- Your searches were freaking out the staff and you were labeled explicit for the greater good.
Cancer- Furry images? No? Just your cat? Still explicit.
Leo- You reported yourself to feel included. It’s okay, I won’t tell. Wait…
Virgo- You stood up for someone that was being bullied and that just really irked the Tumblr staff. Enjoy Hell, explicit one.
Libra- Someone was jealous as fuck of your art and reported you like a nasty lil shithead
Scorpio- You’re good, no problems here. Continue browsing. Not explicit at all.
Sagittarius- An innocent picture of a forest with inspirational text actually came from a blog run by a white supremacist
Capricorn- Staff was just having too good of a time selecting explicit content and you got caught up in the fun.
Aquarius- I thought Tumblr said NSFW writing was okay? No. You’re still in trouble.
Pisces- We launched your filth blog into fucking space.
Put these three phrases together to find out your Ticklish Name, then reblog to share with the community!
First Letter of Your First Name A = Unfathomably B = Unbelievably C = Extremely D = Very E = Very, Very F = Very, Very, Very G = Incredibly H = Incomprehensibly I = Too J = Exquisitely K = Abundantly L = Ridiculously M = Supremely N = Hyper O = Deathly P = Wildly Q = Way Too R = Untouchably S = Excruciatingly T = Terribly U = Horribly V = Super W = Quite X = So Y = Absurdly Z = Most
Season You Were Born In Spring = Ticklish Summer = Sensitive Autumn = Tender Winter = Vulnerable
First Letter of Your Last Name A = One B = Girl/Boy/One* Who Can’t Be Touched C = Man/Lady/One* Who Cannot Bear It D = Hysterical Giggler E = Child of Laughter F = Little Lee G = Panic-Stricken One H = Screamer I = Begger J = Torturee K = Gigglee L = Thrasher M = Master/Mistress/Maven* of Squirms N = Fist-Pounder O = Kicker P = Master/Mistress/Maven* of Squeals Q = Squealer R = Shrieker S = Pleader for Mercy T = Toe Scruncher U = Wriggler V = One Who Cannot Endure W = One Who Simply Needs It To Stop X = King/Queen/Royal Highness* of Silent Laughter Y = Prince/Princess/Royal Highness* of Unbridled Hysteria Z = Flincher
*Choose according to pronoun you prefer
So I got two! As I have two names ♀️
Abundantly Tender Trasher
Wildy Tender Pleader for Mercy
I wouldn’t say that I’m tender but otherwise it’s fitting
And because I’m a huge dork then @probablyticklishguy ‘s name is Unbelievably Tender Master of Squirms. I would personally give him Unbelievably Hysterical Giggler
I am definitely the Tender Master of Squirms! As you may be aware.
Persephone: You could hang up, too, you know. Go darken someone else’s doorstep.
Hades: And you? Would you carry your nightmares into another’s bed? No, I don’t think so. We’re stuck with each other, I’m afraid. Who else could stomach us?
i think you are all insane for making feminem edits and putting long hair on her as if she wouldn’t still have the 90s bleached fuckboy look. anyway here’s my thesis statement
