: Oppa, do I have to threaten you to get a reply..?ㅠㅠ This is about my fourth time sending you something, if you don’t reply this either I’m going to threaten you too!❤️
JK: Hahahaha it’s because there are too many replies… Please understand.. ㅜ
30.
: 다이어트 잘하라고 한마디 해주세요ㅜ
JK: 다이어트 가보자고
: Please say something to encourage me on my dietㅜ
JK: Diet, let’s go get it
31.
: 미치도록 웃어줘 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
JK: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅌㅋㅋ ㅌ ㅋ ㅌ ㅋ ㅌㅋㅌㅋㅌ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋ
: Laugh like crazy please hehehehe
JK: Hahahahahajahaha ja ha ja ha jahajahaja hahaha hahahahaha ha hahaha ha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha ha haha ha ja ha ha ha hahaha ha ha jajaha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha jajajajajajaha haha haha ha jaha hahaha ha hahaha
32.
: 턱걸이 500개
JK: 헐크도 못할 듯..?
: 500 chin-ups
JK: Even the Hulk probably couldn’t do that..?
33.
: 응~ 어쩔티비~ 저쩔티비~안물티비~안궁티비 ~뇌절티비~우짤래미~ 저짤래미~ 쿠쿠루빵뽕 지금 화났죠?
JK: 슉..슈..ㅅ..ㅅ..사..사랑행
Yeah~ So what TV~ Ur face~ Didnt ask TV~ Don’t care TV~ Last one TV~ So what~ Ur face~ Lalalalala you’re mad aren’t you?
JK: Swish..swish..s..s..Lo..Love you
(T/N: Both OP and JK’s answers are referencing a very popular SNL Korea sketch and recent Korean slang.)
34.
: 시력 200 vs IQ 200
JK: 후자
: 200 sight or 200 IQ
JK: The latter
35.
: Netflix에서 마이 네임을 시청하세요
JK: 마자 이것두 봐야하는데
: Watch ‘My Name’ on Netflix
JK: Oh right I need to watch that too
36.
: 왜케 완벽해♡^^
JK: 네가능
: Why are you so perfect♡^^
JK: You are heh
37.
: 넌 내꺼야 워워워워
JK: 워~ 워~
You’re mine Woawoawoawoa
JK:Woa~ Woa~
38.
: 오빠 하늘에서 떨어질 때 안 아프셨어요??ㅜ
JK: 좀 아팠는데 지금은 괜찮아요
: Oppa didn’t it hurt when you fell from heaven??ㅜ
JK: It hurt a little bit I’m fine now
39.
: 가을vs겨울?
JK: 겨울!!!
: Autumn vs winter?
JK: Winter!!!
40.
: 중딩 아들이 째려봄
JK: 같이 째려봐주세요
: My middle-school son is giving me dirty looks
JK: Do the same to him
41.
: 정국이 발아프니? 당신이 내 마음 속을 달리고 있기 때문에
JK: 어쩐지… 좀 욱신거리더라
: Jungkookie do your feet hurt? From running towards my heart?
JK: No wonder… It was aching a little
42.
: 나랑 라면 먹을래?
JK: 라면 먹고 갈래?
: Would you like to eat ramen with me?
JK: Do you want to come in for some ramen?
(T/N: Used in dating culture in Korea as a way of inviting someone in after a date, or even in general.)
43.
: 집 나간 정국이 단추 찾으러 가자 히히
JK: 들어오기만 해봐 아주 그냥
: Let’s go search for Jungkookie’s button who ran away from home Heehee
JK: Just wait till you get home, hmph
44.
: 블루계열 vs 금발 염색할건데추천부탁!!!!!!!
JK: 블루우우우우우
: Blue highlights vs blond hair I’m going to dye my hair, please give me your recommendations!!!!!!!
JK: Bluuuuue
45.
: 여기 필리핀은 비가 옵니다☔️
JK: 저 비 좋아해요
: It’s raining here in the Philippines ☔️
JK: I like the rain
46.
: 라면?! nexflix and chill ..
JK: 요즘엔 고양이 보러 올래던데…등등
: Ramen?! Netflix and chill..
JK: I heard that these days it’s more like ‘do you wanna come in and see my cat’…hehe
47.
: 음 맛있다~
JK: 마트 다녀오셨나봐요?~ 호박고구마아아아!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Mhm, delicious~
JK: Guess you just came back from the supermarket?~ Pumpkin sweet potatooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
(T/N: Referencing a famous scene from the Korean sitcom, ‘High Kick’.)
48.
: 눈 vs 비 요거 둘 중에는?!
JK: 와.. 어렵다.. 이건 눈 비보다 눈을 만나기 더 힘드니까
: What about between these two, snow vs rain?!
JK: Wow.. That’s a tough one.. For this, I pick snow, because it’s harder to encounter snow.
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All it took was one button, and the alarm was blaring down every corridor. Caretaker ducked out of the way as the confusion began, even though they were still wearing the stolen laboratory coat. With the evacuation still in its early fumbling stages, it would not do to invite the scrutiny of staff who did not recognise them.
The prisoners did not follow the scientists outside. Caretaker bristled to think about what might have happened if there had been a real fire. Maybe they were panicking now, anticipating the billows of smoke or licks of flames. Maybe they were simply sitting in their cells, resigned. Waiting—maybe even hoping—for the fate that awaited them.
Whumpee was the latter.
In many ways, it was easier for Caretaker. Less noise, less fear that needed soothing. Even so, Caretaker flinched at the lack of reaction from the huddled shape on the bed. “Whumpee? Whumpee, it’s Caretaker. We’re leaving.”
Still no response. Whumpee’s eyes had glazed over, their soul somewhere outside their body. Caretaker had no time to wonder if that soul could be brought back. They grabbed Whumpee by their skinny wrist, dragging them towards the cell door.
“Assembly point, Whumpee. They’ll be at the assembly point. We’ll just need to go the other way and…”
The alarms died, and Caretaker’s words with them. Footsteps echoed in the corridor outside the cell, pausing at the open door. Whumpee huddled into Caretaker—their first real sign of life—as the startled scientist found their words.
Some fanart of @ribbondraws‘ admin AU! (two AUs? anyway instead of forming an opposing team the other person becomes an admin for his partner) because I adore her take on Archie and Maxie and literally every AU that shes ever posted bc she makes The Drama and I thrive.
Content Warnings: Just a little bit of angst; paranoid whumpee
“What are you doing?” asked Whumpee, sitting up in bed as he felt the comforting weight of Caretaker disappear from next to him.
Caretaker slipped on his dressing gown and turned with a small touch of a smile at his lips. “Getting breakfast for us both, but it won’t be a while yet, you can go back to sleep, handsome,” he said and leaned over to kiss Whumpee on the cheek.
Biting his lip, Whumpee leaned into the kiss and when Caretaker pulled away, he placed his hand over where his lips had been, shielding the kiss. “You’ll come back?”
“Of course,” whispered Caretaker, tears rising in his eyes. “I’ll always will.”
If anyone would like me to write more about any of the characters who are in any of the drabbles for this challenge, send me an ask and the day and I’ll be happy to!
it’s weird when i step outside of my firmly anti-diet social circle and hear a person talking about doing some pretty severe calorie restriction as if that’s totally normal. like how the fuck do i even begin explaining to someone i barely know that eating only 1300 calories a day is extremely bad for you and that basically everything they think they know about nutrition is false.
the average thin person is so afraid of becoming fat that they’ll do things which are extremely bad for them on every level with zero upsides (calorie restriction is even likely to cause future weight gain!) and this is completely normalized in mainstream culture. anti-fat discrimination is so deeply ingrained in the systems of our society and it’s so fucked.
