#toadcore
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some guys
horni boy
there were FIVE absolutely giant toads in my grandparents pool skimmer tonight. all of them were super bloated and were getting tossed around by the water. originally I thought it was just the first two that I found, but I had to go back because i couldn’t deal with the guilt of there possibly being more and not saving them. these three were completely submerged at the bottom.. i thought they were dead. I dont know how long they were in there but it must have been hours. its crazy to me that they were even still alive. I moved all the toads to my yard and I really hope they make it. I feel so awful for them, I can’t even imagine what that must have been like for them.
friends
this was too good to just post on snapchat but instagram cropped it weird, so here
I’ve been awake for too long and I googled pictures of toads and now I’m crying. I NEED someone else to appreciate narrow-mouthed toads PLEASE. they are so underhyped and it hurts my heart
They’re having a meeting
Otis spam!
Eleven’s sole purpose in life is to be a cushion for her tank mates. She’s honestly a bit of a doormat.
I… I feel kind of called out, tbh.
Another Fowlers Toad :)
As a toad parent, I greatly appreciate you saving this toad from certain death. This does, however, only lend evidence to my working theory.
I personally believe that toads are frogs, but done poorly.
Think about it! They’re not as good at leaping. Or climbing. Or swimming. They’re basically off brand frogs. Much like myself.
But that’s why I have an entire blog dedicated to them. Because even off brand frogs need love too.
Boxes+Cats=Toads+Pots
If it fits, they sits.
If it doesnt fit, they sit on each other.
Don’t eat your husband! That’s rude!
There’s literally a bug right next to you!
*sigh*
Redid the tank. The toads are still deciding how I did.
Bonus points if you can spot all 3 of them!
“No touch my plant.”
“Maybe if I just stretch a little more…”
-Frida
That is one unlucky bug.
When eating dinner, you must consider every possible angle before shoveling food into your mouth.
Only then may you burp.
“You mean the shiny thing was her eye????”
-Alf
My toads are climbing the plants.
Does that mean they’re tree frogs?
Found this sweetie nestled into an indention beside the frog crossing sign!
If you’re having a rough day, have some pictures my mom took of some toads
They look like they each have a sidequests for you.
So I did a fall photoshoot with maple and pickles and
Literally it’s so cute
These toads are so photogenic, I’m jealous of them.