#deltarune susie
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Berdly: My Pokémon knowledge is unrivaled!
Me, a true Pokémon intellect, dropping down to educate someone on the fine workings of Pokémon: [ahem]
Deltarune - thefungang
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Kris: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Susie: They do.
Noelle: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Susie appreciation post, reblog to appreciate Susie
Kris: Ooh, somebody has a crush.
Susie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Noelle. I just think she’s cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
[Later that night]
Susie, very much awake:Uh-oh.
Berdly: *sleeping after pulling an all-nighter the previous night*
Noelle: Wow…he actually looks really peaceful…
Susie, pulling out a Sharpie: And vulnerable.
Noelle: What are you looking at?
Susie: *was in the middle of entering hers and Noelle’s names into an online love calculator*
Susie, panicking:SMUT—
Susie: Ralsei taught me to always think before I act.
Susie: So if I beat the shit out of you, rest assured I have thought it through and am confident in my actions.
Susie: So are you two, like, dating now?
Kris & Berdly:Yes.
Susie:Why?
Berdly: Well, I happen to find Kris very appealing.
Susie: Yeah, yeah, I get that. I’m just trying to understand what’s wrong with Kris.
Noelle: Don’t break someone’s heart. They only have one of those.
Susie: Break their bones! They have 206 of those.
Kris: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Berdly: You’re a hazard to society.
Susie: And a coward. Do twenty.
Susie: What are you having?
Kris: An identity crisis.
Susie: I meant for lunch.
Susie: Don’t be wholesome, it makes me feel like a prick.
Ralsei: Feel like?
Kris: In 2021, we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water
Susie: If you’re lactose intolerant you can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice
Queen: I Eat The Powder Straight From The Pack
Berdly: Hey, do you know how horrible what you just said was?
Toriel: Hey, let me see what you have!
Kris:A KNIFE!!!
Toriel:NO!!!!!!!!!!
Susie: Oh my god, why do they have a knife
Da squad
After about 2 years, Chapter 2 of Deltarune is finally here!
more of a lizard susie.
idk i think it’d be cute!!
