henry, watching william assemble the springbonnie suit on stage: ah yes, the ‘i’m not a furry’ to ‘i let my friend rail me in my fursuit after the show’-pipeline

michael:

michael: i have multiple questions and i don’t want any of the answers

leracollaptar:

hello i love this

gowns:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

ALT

obsessed with this

i’m at the pizza hut

i’m at the mortuary

i’m at the combination pizza hut and mortuary

william afton is the owner of this business

william, outraged at the claims of fast food being sold in his diner: WE DONT SELL FAST FOOD HERE, MA’AM

william, to himself: it’s faz-food

[fredbear’s family diner then got in to get sued for giving 12 people food poisoning]

not to bring politics(??) into this sacred space, but what do y’all think williams stance on brexit would be

henry,busy talking up william to some customers: my coworker and longtime friend mr afton is gonna come out to take your order in a moment. i have to say, i’m incredibly glad that i had the chance to open this diner with him. you know, it was his brilliant idea-

william,emerging from the mens bathroom,drunk out of his mind,missing one shoe and without a shirt: henry where is the penis

william:

william: the pepis

william:peps

william:goddamit

uncalled for post 169 but if rebornicas vincent or noisx’ william afton asked me if i was into p!ss,,,a bitch might just get wet

william, entering the kitchen: sure smells nice in here

henry: oh hi william, how’s-

william: and this pizza scent isn’t the only thing i sniff up like a dog

william:

henry:

william: i have serious substance abuse problems

elizabeth, sitting next to michael in a diner booth: dad sure has been playing a lot of arcade games lately

michael: well yeah, that’s like, the only action he’s getting

elizabeth:

michael:

michael: mom and dad are getting a divorce

burntrap got them horse chompers and a matching horse co-*gets violently beaten by the horny police*

springbonafton:

My version of horrible bunny man William Afton

the moment. the icon

i feel like william would be the type to hide cameras inside the eyes of the plushies he gives to a romantic interest. he’s just creepy like that, you can’t convince me otherwise

mrnoname07:

My depiction of this Very stinky gross eggplant man

william, trying to explain why he looked through the entirety of fashion nova on the work computer:just…y’know, manly things. i definitely didn’t want to buy a dress for myself, no no. i was…jerking off!! y’know, like a REAL dude

william, taking his bunny look even when being in the form of code: furry isn’t a hobby. it’s a lifestyle

SERIES: Fazbear Entertainment Presents: Bears and Rabbits

Put them back together-porgsploitation

Au where, spring bonnie and William afton after dieing, are forced to share a body as springtrap.

Bonus if spring bonnie tries to become Williams therapist.

your-entrancing-empress:

My little sister made Five Nights At Freddy’s headcanons

• William AftonbecameSpringtrap by falling off a 100 story building and doing a 360 into the suit
• William Afton never actually murdered those children. He just put them in his mouth and swallowed them. That doesn’t count as murder, it just counts as eating
• Thecrying child is actually ginger
• WhenMichael Afton got his job at Sister Location, he was actually 11 years old
• WhenMichael Afton killed his little brother, he was actually a sperm cell
• William Afton glued a hat to his head and forced Michael to do the same. This backfired on William
• TheAfton family grew up on Ginger Island with Ginger Leo from Stardew Valley
• (This one is actually serious) Vanny wanted to be the rabbit in the band, but she wasn’t allowed to because they already had Bonnie.Vanny got rid of Bonnie, but she got rejected again and was replaced by Monty.Vanny then got mad and started killing children
• Helpy eats teeth
• The reason Bonnie wasn’t in Security Breach is because he was in the bathroom drinking toilet water and realized Vanny was watching him. He was caught off guard and accidentally peed on himself, which destroyed him because animatronics can’t touch water

MYU STOAMCJ HURTS

Michael Afton, the Older Brother

Companion piece to that Michael piece