1) You’re too generic (ex: “hi trance me, m sub”). Have at least a good idea of what to try/do before wanting a session! Otherwise, noone will care for you. And if you only care for being submissive, that’s also a good reason noone will trance you. They’ll be annoyed quite quickly.
2) You only listen to hypnofiles, and you believe you can’t be tranced. Hypnotists exist too, and they are able to understand you much better than a mere script where most of the time, it’s just badly written.
3) You’re acting too much of a whore, asking all the time for a session. WE’RE NOT YOUR slave and we aren’t actively doing hypnosis 24/7, we have a life, goddammit.
4) Stop writing you are “OUR” thing if you plan to write the exact same FUCKING thing somewhere else 3 minutes after the end of the session. Commercial bullshit should NEVER happen in such a small and fragile community! Also, you’ll be seen as an asshole, and it’ll be practically the worst error you’ll ever do in a hypnocommunity.
5) You’re only aiming for perfection, and you know you will never be able to find that, if you don’t want to be relaxed at least. Start progressively, so that WE can get to know you better. And most importantly, let yourself go, it should be a moment of coziness, not a fucking job hunt.
6) You lie in your gender. If you say you’re a girl just by thinking you’ll be able to be hypnotized easily, you break the #1 RULE of hypnosis. If you lie in that way, you’re an asshole, and we hypnotists don’t deserve wasting time for such people, because we know they can lie farther than that.
Only exception is if you’re a transgender. However, it’s not a trend, and if you haven’t started a specific phase, don’t call yourself that way. It doesn’t make sense. Otherwise, let me tell you I’m a girl transgender, I haven’t even started my transition, but call me a girl still so that I can have at least attention, okay?
7) You LIE on your trances. Sorry, saying it twice, but we prefer hearing the truth and know it didn’t work than hearing lies to only please the hypnotist. You won’t help anyone improving otherwise. And breaking the #1 RULE of hypnosis is just the worst thing to ever do.
8) You aren’t able to trust a hypnotist. They trust you, so why wouldn’t you trust them a minimum? If they talk to you, at least talk about what you both want to plan before making a session, so you can set things straight.
Granted, unnamed hypnotists can be a problem. But well, if you stop being on Omegle to find hypnotists, that can help. ;)
9) Hypnosis is fucking roleplay for you. In this case, you’re sadly a waste of time. No hypnotist wants to waste time for people PRETENDING to be hypnotized. They want to give the original feeling.
10) “I know I can’t be hypnotized” - Yet you never tried hypnosis. So give it a go instead of playing resistance. Resistance can be so easily broken, by the way.
11) “I don’t believe in hypnosis” - Ok, tell me, do you believe in influence? Psychology? How do you sleep? How do you relax? Did you know hypnosis is a natural state? If you answer “NO” to any of this, you have a serious problem, and should seek immediate help. Also, your eyes are now blinking manually. And the moment you did it, you are now aware hypnosis works on you.
8) You actually don’t give a fuck about hypnosis. Shoo. Gawaway.
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I’m done. I’m fucking done. Hypnosis should be a pleasure, not a pain, just because a lot of people are too selfish to only care of themselves, and not have mutual fun between you, and your hypnotist. If you feel targeted, just change your fucking mind.
Also, once again, no offense about real transgender people. You have courage, and I highly respect that.
#1 RULE : Hypnosis only works if there’s a mutual trust between the hypnotist and the subject.
The current state of my TBR pile - and that’s excluding PygmalionandThe Hunchback of Notre Dame on my Kobo, and Bands of Mourning on hold for me at the library. It’s gonna be a busy winter.
