#zelda spellman

Sabrina: Oh, look at the time. Where did the day go?

Zelda: Time flies when you’re being unreasonable.

Sabrina: Penny for your thoughts, Lilith?

Lilith: You’re annoying, and that’s on the house.

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Lilith: Not everything has to be an argument you know?

Zelda: Yes, but I can tell you that you’re wrong in seven different languages, which gives me the advantage.

Lilith: Hey, I’ve seen worse

Sabrina:Really?

Lilith: No, we are definitely fucked

Zelda: *pinching the bridge of her nose*

Zelda: I’m starting to think asking Lilith to cause a distraction was a bad idea.

Hilda: It’s probably not that bad-

*explosions and several alarms

going off in the distance*

Hilda: Or maybe it is

Hilda: Why can’t you guys see things from my perspective??

Lilith: *holds up a magnifying glass*

Zelda: *sits down*

Hilda: Listen here you little shits-

Zelda: I thought you were dead!?

Lilith:

Lilith: that was yesterday.

Zelda: Have we learned a lesson from all this?

Sabrina/Ambrose: Look, I know you

want to hear yes, but given my track record-

Sabrina: It’s okay, Aunties. I’m not afraid of dying.

Hilda: Well you should be, it’s extremely boring.

Zelda: Why would anyone want to harm Lilith?

Sabrina: Maybe because they met her?

prompt from- @mementomori-demimonde

Lilith: Wrath. My second favourite sin. I’m sure you can all guess what my favourite one is.

Cop: I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in a carpool lane

Lilith: You are going to feel real stupid when you look in my trunk

Lilith: Hey guys! So good to be here, I have so m-

Zelda: I literally saw you die. You’re dead. How is this even happening-

Lilith: Lucifer wants gay people to win, so he sent me back!

Lilith: I’m an artist

Zelda: what do you draw?

Lilith:attention

Zelda:

Sabrina: I have a plan!

Zelda: And I have the hospital on speed-dial.

Lilith: Is everything alright, Zelda? You seem distracted. Usually I get at least a glimmer of a smile for my remarks, the occasional eye roll, I think I even got a snort once.

Zelda:

Hilda: Have you seen Zelda?

Lilith: I am not seeing Zelda!

Hilda:What?

Lilith: … What?