I actually don’t know how to feel about this.

I know that he created the characters, but I really wish he would just leave the Netflix versions of them alone. He has the money and success from the original comics, why does he have to keep milking this adaptation that he already absolutely ruined? And to rename it, to try and ‘rebrand’ it? Just cut your losses man, this is so tacky.

The only reason I’d read it is to see how he writes his way out of the ending of the last season. Obviously Sabrina would have to come back from the dead somehow, (and Nick?). There were just so many plot holes and things that didn’t add up, I don’t see how he could do this. Honestly, I was relieved when I thought it was over for good, I wrote my fix it fic and went on in peace.

I don’t want to see any more of his terrible writing he tries to paint as ‘progressive’ and ‘feminist’. He ruined some of my favorite characters of all time, and ended the show in the worst possible way after a god awful last season. I really don’t want to see what he has planned next, and I hope he doesn’t turn this into a whole new show in two years when there’s no longer a hold on the Sabrina character.

I’d be interested to hear other’s thoughts on this. But I would’ve been content leaving the Netflix show to die, despite my love for the characters and actors.

Overheard Greendale

Ambrose:Who’s got stronger powers, I dream of Jeannie or Samantha from “Bewitched”?

Zelda:That’s easy. Samantha. Witches totally beat genies. ‘Cause witches can fly. Game over.

Lilith: Guys, this conversation is over. Yesterday Samantha went back in time! That trumps anything Jeannie ever did.

Sabrina: Oh yeah? Well Jeannie can freeze time. So, Samantha would go back, but Jeannie can just freeze her there. Who kicked whose ass then?

Hilda: All I know is, Samantha helps Darrin at work, but what does Jeannie do for Major Nelson? Turns his boss into a monkey. That is not helpful.

Sabrina: Oh, look at the time. Where did the day go?

Zelda: Time flies when you’re being unreasonable.

I highly recommend supporting my tiktok (which I use kinda to deal with my feelings I guess) with not so good edits, but I’m definitely more present there and I’m working on a few new ones madam Spellman related —> https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLKBftBr/

Lilith: Not everything has to be an argument you know?

Zelda: Yes, but I can tell you that you’re wrong in seven different languages, which gives me the advantage.

Lilith: Hey, I’ve seen worse

Sabrina:Really?

Lilith: No, we are definitely fucked

Zelda: *pinching the bridge of her nose*

Zelda: I’m starting to think asking Lilith to cause a distraction was a bad idea.

Hilda: It’s probably not that bad-

*explosions and several alarms

going off in the distance*

Hilda: Or maybe it is

Hilda: Why can’t you guys see things from my perspective??

Lilith: *holds up a magnifying glass*

Zelda: *sits down*

Hilda: Listen here you little shits-

Zelda: I thought you were dead!?

Lilith:

Lilith: that was yesterday.

Sabrina: It’s okay, Aunties. I’m not afraid of dying.

Hilda: Well you should be, it’s extremely boring.

Zelda: Why would anyone want to harm Lilith?

Sabrina: Maybe because they met her?

prompt from- @mementomori-demimonde

Lilith: Wrath. My second favourite sin. I’m sure you can all guess what my favourite one is.

Cop: I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in a carpool lane

Lilith: You are going to feel real stupid when you look in my trunk

Sabrina: I have a plan!

Zelda: And I have the hospital on speed-dial.

Hilda: Have you seen Zelda?

Lilith: I am not seeing Zelda!

Hilda:What?

Lilith: … What?

Lilith:What? The guy had a spear. It was clearly self defence.

Hilda:The guy did not have a spear-

Lilith, sighing: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Hilda, mumbling:unbelievable.

Marie: Zelda isn’t answering her phone

Lilith:I will call

Marie: Hilda and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thin-

Zelda:Hello?