#zombieland saga
Ai: “Junko…”
Junko: “Oh no, ‘Junko’ in b-flat.”
Junko, fearfully: “You’re disappointed.”
Kotaro: “My policy is if you see something, say something.”
Tae: “ Ay aegh hgae hg hagehag ghan!” (I saw a squirrel in a tree today!)
Kotaro: “Outstanding.”
Kotaro: “This is what I’m talking about people!”
Yugiri: “Someone will die.”
Lily: “Of fun!”
Lily, watching the news: “Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!”
Tae, walking in covered with ink: “Awgh asghs ehaga hgerae ghiaghen enan.” (Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.)
Ai, after being hit by lightning a second time: “I learned some very valuable lessons from this.”
Junko: “I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.”
Ai: “Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.”
Kotaro: “In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.”
Sakura: “FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?”
Kotaro: “No! Four to five seconds!”
Sakura: “Too late!!!”
Saki, telling a long story from her past: “-and when I was arrested that was the best toilet wine I’ve ever had.”
Reiko: “But what you drank was urine, not wine”
Saki: “I knew it was too salty to be wine…”
Saki: “I’mma beat the shit out of you!”
Sakura: “Saki, eat a Snickers.”
Saki: “Why?”
Sakura, giving the Snickers bar to Saki: “Because you get grouchy when you’re hungry.”
Saki: *Takes a bite of it, spits it out quickly.
Sakura: “Better?”
Saki: “No! This taste like shit. Who gave you this bar!?”
Maimai: *Puts her arms behind, whistling innocently.
Saki: “Junko do you wanna do this test that tells you if you’re gay or not?”
Junko: “Sure, but I’m fairly certain that I’m not a homosexual”
Saki: “You sure?”
Saki: *Holds up a picture of Ai
Junko: “…”
Junko: “No, I’m fairly certain that I am a homosexual actually…”
Saki: “Today I’m going to help a couple get together”
Sakura: “Oh, that’s so nice, Saki! How are you going to do that?”
Saki: “Like this.”
Saki: *Plays a loud thunder sound effect from her phone.
Ai, jumping 3 feet off of the couch: “Gah!!!”
Junko, having a girl land in her lap and started holding onto her for dear life: “E-E-EH!?!?”
Kotaro: “WHAT HAPPENED!?!?”
Ai: “You want the long version or the short version?”
Kotaro: “The short.”
Saki, covered up with burns as if she just came out of an explosion: “Shit’s fucked.”
Kotaro: “… Okay, the long.”
Junko, in her ‘Gekkou Survive Mode’, holding the handle of a guitar in a similar condition: “Shit’s very fucked.”
Saki: “I have something to say.”
Sakura: “What is it?”
Saki: “Boo.”
Sakura: “Boo who?”
Saki: “Geez, Sakura. You shouldn’t have to cry about it!”
Saki, wearing a sock over her hand: “Look, it’s a cottonmouth snake!”
Sakura: “Aaaaaaaah, get it away!”
Saki: “Oi, it’s just one of my socks! Geez, what a wimp!”
Saki: *Tosses the sock idly into the other room.
Lily, emergeing holding the sock at arm’s length and holding her nose: “Aaaaaaaah, get it away!”
Ai: “Do you even have any friends?”
Kotaro: “Of course, I do!”
Ai: “Then who are they?”
Kotaro: “Me, Myself, and I.”
Lily: “So much for having friends.”
Akira to Saki: “I saw your strength by chance you are also a devilman?”
Saki: “Obviously, I’m too strong and-”
Ai, interrupting: “Yes, she is surely a demon. Would like to take her?”
Kotaro, on the phone after leaving Saki and Sakura in charge: “Enough! I’m coming back right now! I’m very disappointed in you, Saki.”
Kotaro: *Hangs up
Sakura: “What did he say?”
Saki: “He said he’s very disappointed in you."
Sakura: "Oh, man!”
Ai about Maimai: “Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.”
Yugiri: “Are we stealing them?”
Saki: “New or used?”
Ai: “Wonderful responses, both of you.”
Saki: “I’m going to take you out.”
Sakura, nervously: “Great, it’s a date!”
Saki: “I meant that as a threat.”
Saki, walking away quickly: “See you at five!”
Junko: “Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.”
Saki: “Oh, you’ve been?”
Junko: “Once. In Monopoly.”
Kotaro, addressing Franchouchou: “And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.”
Lily: “But that’s just a trash can.”
Kotaro: “It sure is!”
