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Philippe: Are you feeling strong?
Chevalier: Physically? No. Mentally? Also no.
Chevalier: Philippe and I are so in sync that we finish each other’s…
Philippe: Don’t do this
Louis: The Chevalier is awful at keeping secrets
Chevalier: Excuse me, but I have kept many very important secrets!
Fabien: What were they?
Chevalier:Well…
Philippe: You were pregnant and had a baby nine months later!
Liselotte: That’s usually how it works
Saki: “Today I’m going to help a couple get together”
Sakura: “Oh, that’s so nice, Saki! How are you going to do that?”
Saki: “Like this.”
Saki: *Plays a loud thunder sound effect from her phone.
Ai, jumping 3 feet off of the couch: “Gah!!!”
Junko, having a girl land in her lap and started holding onto her for dear life: “E-E-EH!?!?”
Yosuke: *literally breathes*
Yu: MY GRADES HAVE IMPROVED, MY ACNE HAS CLEARED, I NO LONGER AM DEPRESSED AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE I’M BEING BLESSED.
Ten, after finishing his 4th cornetto ice-cream: I’m going to get another FUCKING cornetto
Kun, shouting from another room: no you’re not
Hyeonjun: come here, I wanna show you something
Wonjin, walking away: absolutely not
Intak to Theo: I wanna sit by jiung
Theo: ask him then
Intak: jiung, can I sit by you?
Jiung:no
Intak to Theo: he said no
Theo: I don’t blame him
Zuho: *falls over and scrapes just above his eyebrow*
Taeyang: quick call an ambulance
Dawon: no it’s okay I’ve got this, I’m a first aider
Chani: no you’re not, just because both your parents are doesn’t mean you are
Hwiyoung: it’s not passed down in genetics, Dawon
*in the nct dream group chat*
*Haechan sent a gif*
Haechan:
Haechan: enjoy your nightmares
Renjun:bold of you to assume I sleep
Diluc: Excuse me, I’m going to need to see some ID.
Fischl: [presents her kinlist]
{In a crowd}
Jeongyeon: Nayeon wtf let go of my hand
Nayeon:Shut up if I wasn’t gonna get lost I wouldn’t wanna hold your stupid hand
Jeongyeon, heartbroken: (she doesn’t wanna hold my hand she doesn’t wanna hold my hand she doesn’t wanna hold my hand she doesn’t wanna hold my hand)
{After Mina and Chae are married}
Chaeyoung:Do you love me?
Mina: Of course baby!
Chaeyoung:More than penguins?
Mina:…o-of c-course baby…
Chaeyoung:More than ketchup?
Mina:[Narrowing eyes] Know your limits.
Nayeon: Ugh this party is so boring wanna bail?
Jeongyeon: …this is my birthday party.
Tzuyu: [Speak Taiwanese]
The rest of Twice: [Nods because they don’t understand]
Sana: [Speak Japanese]
All of Twice except Mina and Momo: [Nods and smile awkwardly]
Jeongyeon: [Speak Korean]
The rest of Twice: [Look at each other trying to decipher what Jeongyeon said]
Dahyun: Have you seen Sana? Dare I say, *french kiss*
Chaeyoung: Don’t you mean *chefs kiss*?
Dahyun:I said what I said.
{Tzuyu and Nayeon arguing}
Jihyo: Hey! Stop picking on the baby!
Jeongyeon: [looking between Nayeon and Tzuyu] …Which one?
Terry: *about a book he read* and these vampires bit people for fun, just because they enjoy it.
Jake: that’s so cool! What even are these vampires?
Rosa:kinky.
