“You OK, hon? You know what goes on tour stays on tour, right?”
They think she’s feeling guilty over her drunken girls trip cheating…but she’s just upset she left it to the last night before being brave enough to sneak off with me.
Don’t be fooled by their relaxed, understated appearance. Late checkout is subject to their availability, so these hardworking moms spend a lot of time extending guests in Room 69.
Judging by her mumsy outfit and the way she was drinking, she wasn’t just deprived of sleep and alcohol. So, as the others left, my wife suggested “one last glass” and texted me to get a bed ready…
