#brunette blonde
“Ssshh!” smiled my wife. “Ladies first. Top up their husbands’ drinks and then I’ll call you to check that the ‘girls have finally gone down’
When I arrived to collect my pretty blonde wife from her girly drinks, she asked if I could also give each of her friends a ride…
The time his wife and I both chose the same affair-anniversary gift for each other…
“It’d be shame not to finish the bubbles before we head out - so while you drink up, do you think your husband could fill up my flute?”
Decadence is when my maids also take care of my mistresses.
“Please relax ma’am. If you don’t actually see him, you’re not really cheating.”
Receptionists who love to receive.
Fake smiles in front of the hotel guests, as they fight over switching their shifts to coincide in with my reservation.
![Lead her to the water, and then make me a drink
[Everything…]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/48bc8989183de0ea626f9128063889c6/ef3be07af9a01c09-d4/s1280x1920/c8ce76f778b2d9477733d61a36410bc370eafb4a.jpg "Lead her to the water, and then make me a drink
[Everything…]")
I never have any trouble keeping (it) up with the Kardashians…
[Mesh, white, eyeliner, choker]
