#adhd funny
Everyone else will read this first
FUCK
Having a conversation when you have Adhd and Auditory Processing issues be like:
its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if…. mindless media consumption instead….
Me, an adhd riddled gremlin, when someone is giving me multi-step verbal instructions:
y'all ever just get one (1) thing done then call it a day
Everyday is just me trying to get a single thing accomplished so I don’t feel like trash
Ahh I know this feeling well, my friend
rsd be like: sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry…
ADHD be like:
Everyone: Hey, can you remind me to-
My adhd ass:
ADHD be like:
I really reallyREALLYlike this thing. I will proceed to hyperfocus on it like crazy and get good at it at unnatural speed, creating false expectations.
Someone: -expects too much too soon and says something mildly critical-
RSD:I NEVER WANT TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN. ADDITIONALLY I WOULD LIKE TO DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF EARTH. BYE.
When you move just right and your leg starts bouncing on its own:
Adhd is doing something last minute becuase you felt that anxiety of the approaching deadline and you’re rushing around trying to do everything before times up.