ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother. ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined. ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though. ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again. INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside. INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out. INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you. INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on. ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook. ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox. ESTP: Probably Kanye West. ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form. ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity. ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness. ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole. ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.
INTJ: evil stubborn villain that you hate to love and love to hate. prone to sarcasm and plotting. Secretly lonely and misunderstood. Always give them lots of hugs. ENTJ: evil business overlord trying to take over the world and stomps on anyone in the way. Usually has some huge scheme that goes awry. Try to bribe them with candy. INTP: mad scientist with strange quirks and habits. Usually makes references nobody understands. Laugh along with them anyways. ENTP: witty rebel forever against the establishment. not afraid to speak up. get on your side at all costs. ISTP: curious engineer who is forever taking things apart or putting them back together. Constantly looking for loopholes. Keep them from blowing themselves up or getting run over in the process. ESTP: action movie protagonist come to life. If it’s not blowing up or going fast enough, it’s not good enough. Always count on for thrill rides and having a great time. ISTJ: tough perfectionist who silently judges you and fixes your mistakes when they think you’re not looking. Usually the one staring at you like you’re an unreal cartoon character come to life. Fun to mess with. ESTJ: the boss of practicality who always summarizes your rambles into bullet points and charts. Can talk their way out of anything. ISFJ: forever the adorable loyal sidekick that will stick through with you to the end, even though they’re begging you to please reconsider this crazy adventure and go home. Ignore their request and bring them along anyway. ESFJ: popular friend to all by demand. Gets along with everyone. Always questioning your lack of planning/timing but usually ends up going along with it anyway. Always count on to mother and take care of those around them. ISFP: Innocent child at heart constantly fascinated and taking in the world around them. Hold them by the hand so they don’t get lost. ESFP: wild child at the center of attention and everyone’s favorite. short attention span. be sure to spoil them rotten. INFJ: profound poet with the ability to understand and analyze people on first encounter. best for deep heart-to-heart conversations. a little insecure so be sure to give lots of affirmation. ENFJ:persuasive teacher who always wants to teach you something new. Able to convince you to try something you never would have considered before. best partner in crime. INFP: down-to-earth counselor naturally in tune with your emotions. Out to heal your deepest scars. Usually lost in their own world. ENFP: cheerful hero on a personal mission to save the world, whether people like it or not. Their socks never match. Usually forgot something at home and have to improvise on the spot. Multitasking not advised.
suggestion blogs communicating with each other using their strange and specific aesthetic
communication is an illusion
talk to your true self only. they are hiding in the storage room
Or talk to your friends
Don’t take your friends for granted. Return emotional labour in kind when you can.
You know I gotta MBTI-ify this (stereotypes of course):
‘I hope you get a good night’s sleep’:ISFJ ‘I won’t’:ISTP,INTJ,ENTJ ‘Suck a dick’:ESTP ‘Suck a heart instead’:INFP ‘My heart is broken’:INFJ ‘Shut up hold my hand’:ESFP,ESTJ ‘I can only hold ur hand in my dreams’:ENFP ‘Write shitty poetry and vagueblog’:ENTP ‘Love yourselves’:ENFJ ‘Communication is an illusion’:INTP ‘Talk to your true self only. They are hiding in the storage room’:ISFP ‘Or talk to your friends’:ESFJ ‘Don’t take you friends for granted. Return emotional labour in kind when you can’:ISTJ
And this is based on experience So please don’t be offended! I love you all
ENTJ: that one friend who lets you know (multiple times) when your doing something incorrectly.
ENTP: that one friend that pranks you night and day to entertain themselves. Also is never wrong.
ENFJ: that one friend who doesn’t know the meaning of personal space…
ENFP: that one friend that everyone is friends with or has heard about them.
ESTJ: that one friend that everyone loves but secretly hates
ESTP: that one friend who does random parkour everywhere
ESFJ: that one friend who does little things that no one could live without but no one notices when they do them.
ESFP: that one friend who always knows the latest gossip, best hangouts, who’s with who, and anything trending.
INTJ: that one friend who doesn’t really talk to you…but you think they might be your friend….?
INTP: that one friend that’s always super tired or hyped on some random fact they learned about alligators
INFJ: that one friend that knows what’s wrong with you before you do (It’s so annoying tho, stop reading my feelings)
INFP: that one friend who is either really quiet and staring into space or going on a rampage about something that they believed was unfair
ISTJ: that one friend who insists that you should follow the recipe, read the directions, watch the tutorial, before you start. (Pshhh I’ll figure it out)
ISTP: that one friend who drags you to weird places for the fun of it and calls you at 2am asking if you wanna see a movie….
ISFJ: that one friend who you can have really great conversations with but then won’t see them for months and months (who knows why)
ISFP: that one friend who insists that their fashion choice is unique, daring, a statement! Also tends to say “it’s not wired….its artsy!”
Who: Pino Puglisi, Italian priest shot by a Mafia assassin
Note: He was reported to have smiled to his killer.
ENFJ: Utter nonsense.
Who: Eleanor Roosevelt
Note: Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled.
ISFJ: It’s all been rather lovely.
Who: John Le Mesurier, before slipping into a final coma.
ESFJ: Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès.
Translation:Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.
Who: Marie Antoinette
Note: As she approached the guillotine, convicted of treason and about to be beheaded, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner
INFP: I am just going outside. I may be some time.
Who: Captain Lawrence Oates, on Robert Falcon Scott’s ill-fated Antarctic expedition, while suffering from frostbite and sheltering from a blizzard, Oates felt he was decreasing his companions’ chances of survival. Oates voluntarily left the tent; it was his 32nd birthday. He was never seen again.
ENFP: Ik schiet beter!
Translation: I could shoot better!
Who: Hannie Schaft
Note: Spoken to a German soldier after having been shot in her execution; the soldier subsequently emptied his machine gun into her.
ISFP: I want nothing but death.
Who: Jane Austen
Note: In response to her sister Cassandra who had asked her if she wanted something.
ESFP: Do dupy.
Translation: “This sucks.”
Who: Agnieszka Osiecka, Polish poet and writer. To her children on her deathbed.
ESTP: Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Who: Voltaire, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan
ISTP: Am I dying, or is this my birthday?
Who: Lady Nancy Astor
Note: In her final illness, she awoke on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.
ENTP: Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Who: George Appel, executed by electric chair in 1928.
INTP: Μη μου τους κύκλους τάραττε (Mè mou tous kuklous taratte)
Translation:Don’t disturb my circles!
Who: Archimedes
Note: In response to a Roman soldier who was forcing him to report to the Roman general after the capture of Syracuse, while he was busy sitting on the ground proving geometry theorems. The soldier killed him, despite specific instructions not to, resulting in his execution.
INTJ: Roses plural or Rose’s roses with an apostrophe?
Who: Dylan Thomas
Note: Spoke those words to his girlfriend Liz, who told him that her friend had seen white mice and roses.
ENTJ: I have a problem — I have a real problem.
Who: Art Scholl
Note: Said as his plane entered a flat spin and subsequently crashed.
ISTJ: June 3. Cold Harbor. I was killed.
Who: Union Soldier
Found in a blood-spattered diary on the body of a Union soldier on June 3rd, 1864.
ESTJ: Meine uhr!
Translation:My watch!
Who: Richard Wagner
Note: Wagner was dying in his wife’s arms when a watch fell from his pocket onto the floor.
ESFP: More glitter than enfp!!! Hahha fun fun fun fun
ISFP: R good drawers. Cats!!! Aesthetic!!!
ENTP: Sir Meme a Lot, internet trolls, LOL I AM A DICK BC I AM AN ENTP DEAL WITH IT
INTP: TalkNerdy2Me. Science factz!!! Aliens! Sir Meme a Little
ESTP: SPORTS!!!!! ABSOLUTE MADMAN BUT NOT MAD BC ESTP!!! IMPULSIVE. ATHLETE. SPORTS!!! punched u in the face? estp its 2 be expected
ISTP: can fix ur car and lean back with an utterly 2cool4u attitude
ENFJ: world peace!!! R GREAT LEADER, MUCH MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH WOW
INFJ: deeply myserious and rare Pepe knows what u r thinking b4 u do and gives u cryptic advice which u cant do anything with bc u dont even know what it pertains to
ENTJ: Loudly calls u an incompetent little shit and hates ur incompetence and is better than u in everything they do bc entj duh, LOUDLY PLOTS WORLD DOMINATION
INTJ: quietly calls u an incompetent little shit and hates ur incompetence and is better than u in everything they do bc intj duh. The evil villain in 90% of the books you’ve read, quietly plots world domination
ESFJ: ur mom. bakes cookies!!! gossip. r so popular, v nosy
ISFJ: ur 2nd mom, also bakes cookies but for some reason u always forget they exist, v sweet cinnamon roll
ESTJ: loudly calls u incompetent and is basically a human example of the “back in my day” speech an elder inevitably gives u
ISTJ: they just silently hate everyone, more than intj. they just go through life hating everyone even themselves bc obvious absolute bore,thisis their diary.
Would die for you: ENFJ, ESFJ, ENFP, ISTJ, ISFP, INTP, ESTJ Would kill for you: ENTP, INTJ, INFP, INFJ, ESTP, ENTJ, ESFP, ISFJ “Ofcourse I woul - no.”:ISTP
