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Bought a new car and it came with a puppy holder

You came to the wrong neighborhood

the year is 2045. your children have discovered your Spotify account and click on the playlist ‘broke bitches 4eva’. you swoon in nostalgia and quote each line as they stare in horror.

can someone pls invent a parents guide to teenage terminology?

Me and my sister were talking about how slept on Ne-Yo is and I have never seen my own mother look so horrified

Pls, someone, make a dictionary

One time I tried complimenting a cute girl, and I was trying to tell her that she was really nice and sweet but I wanted to sound romantic so instead I blabbered out, confidently, “You are the kind of person who will not make it to judgement day.” And we never spoke again :)

I’m so fucking high right now, I really just went to make a PB&J sandwich and took a spoonful of peanut butter and slathered it all over my hand, and then said, “Which do you put first, the bowl or the milk?”

Forgive me Lord for I have taken the arms and legs off of my Barbie doll as a child and super glued them to the opposite sockets. I know the Bible doesn’t mention it but I just know that’s a sin.

Shaggy’s uncle is saved…

…and the bad guys were – as is tradition – subdued by some sheets being draped on top of them.

As per cat-stuck-in-a-pillowcase logic!

Fred says, and I quote:

“Now it’s our turn for a little magic, Zarko. We’re gonna make you and your pal disappear from here…” 

“…and reappear in prison!”

…Fred. 

C’mon, man.

This magician guy has nothin’ on your magical powers.

I assumed this was a patented Freddy quip about the inevitable (totally not Casey Kasem) police officer taking the bad guy away, but… if he can disappear Daphne and Velma, what chance does Zarko have?

It’s often hard to even imagine that several characters were – very temporarily –  all drawn on the same layer.

…ok, in my defense,“often” isn’t the same as “always.”

Think Scooby felt left out being on a background layer all by himself? Not getting invited to the cel-bump wiggle party?

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ThisparticularShaggy.

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I mean, don’t get me wrong. The entire scene is special to fade up on…

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…Velma’s proud pose… Daphne checking her out…

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…Fred staring dead at the camera… it’s solid stuff.

But this weird Shaggy just getsme.

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So, rock goes in the tower window, everybody climbs up the rope? Pretty neat!

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…up there?

I mean, that’s seriously high… is the rope gonna–

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Welp, no time, there they go! Scheme underway!

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Shag & Scoob land… up it flings….

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It ascends!

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It… descends!

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…it had, like, 12 feet of rope attached to it!

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Yeah, sorry Fred my man, but that was never gonna work

Looook, these are all just details, Fred’s a big-picture kinda guy. 12-foot rope, 50-foot tower, let the number crunchers work it out.

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