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blackmadhi week day 2: fake dating au
aka I did it, I finally drew fanart for this beautiful behemoth of a fic!! come read it here, for a bad time call simon blackquill by nerdyskeleton
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Comic art is drawn to correspond with the events of the ad posted in the fic as follows:
“Do you hate your family? I want to hate them too!
I’m a 29 year old ex-convict (didn’t actually kill anyone, don’t worry) who probably hates your family and probably doesn’t have anything to do but terrorize them. I will be your platonic date to a stupid family dinner or gathering for one (1) night/event.
I work at a noodle place and will get buckwheat flour all over your family members, if you ask me to. I will also make fun of you and your family members, because that’s all I do in general anyway. Other services include telling scary prison stories, threatening to show any possible prison scars, pretending to get very drunk, hitting on a different family member, or hitting a family member. May be convinced to propose to you in front of your family members, too.
Feed me and maybe give me $30?”
This cuts into the next scene, which is mid phone call with Simon and Nahyuta. This is lifted directly from the fic, with talking tags added below where it may not be clear without context.
“I will pay you. More than what the ad said.” [Nahyuta told him.]
“How much?” Simon asked. If it was a big enough sum, it might be worth it to spend a few agonizing hours with this man and his shitty family.
“$200. I’ll make it $300 if you bring flour to get all over my brat of a little sister. The ad said that you would do that.”
Ye gods, if this right bastard of a man thought that his little sister was a brat she must be terrible.
“Will you do it now?”
“…Fine.”
“Excellent. That’s what I thought your answer would be in the end, Simon. What’s your full name?”
“Simon Blackquill,” he ground out.
“And I’m Nahyuta Sahdmadhi. Can you promise to be as insufferable to the rest of my family and friends as you have been to me?”
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Fanfics are just scripts for movies and TV shows with your favorite actors and actresses.
And I’m infinitely glad that I can read them all.
People Katey Sagal has amazing chemistry with…
And everyone else on this planet
checkmate
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[Image description: A bird’s eye view of Diluc and Childe post spar. Childe is lying down facing up, pinned down by Diluc, who is sitting on his waist. Diluc is holding his broadsword so the blade is at Childe’s shoulder, preventing him from escaping his position. He is looking down at Childe. Childe’s sword is out of his grasp, and only the hilt is visible.]
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As I’ve been asked to share my favourites (and I devoured this one over one evening, so I guess this pretty much counts as one of the favourites from now on), this will be the first link. Click on the title and prepare for a nice emotional rollercoaster.
by WrappedUp
Summary:
This is the story of how Sirius Black finds a dog.
Except, it’s not really that.
This is the story of how Sirius Black finds a dog and meets a skilled veterinary surgeon with crinkly eyes and dimples in his cheeks.
Except, that’s not really it either.
This is the story of how Sirius black finds a dog, meets a skilled veterinary surgeon with crinkly eyes and dimples in his cheeks, and grows the fuck up (at least a little bit).
