Class 1-A Talking To Each Other

I personally believe they’re all gay, but to each his own.

Iida: when did you pick out our kids’ names?

Aoyama: remember the day when you helped me during the provisional license exam? a non-creepy amount of time after that.

Momo: I need some dekusquad drama, stat!

Deku: I don’t think we’re that dramatic.

Momo: I’ve been gone for one week. Iida and Aoyama are dating and they’ve killed a person.

Aoyama: why would you keep this from me, and why would you lie about going to fencing?

Deku: *muttering to himself* because he couldn’t go, because he’s injured.

Iida: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Aoyama: I’m sorry, you were STABBED?!

Iida: lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.

Aoyama: if not your kids, who’s gonna be friends with mine?

Deku: they will find other friends.

Aoyama: oh, sure, because Iida’s DNA plus my DNA equals a kid who knows how to make friends. grow up!

Aoyama: I had to stop at Midoriya’s and help him solve string theory.

Todoroki:what??

Aoyama: yeah, it turns out the answer is knots.

Iida: that’s cute, but you can’t have knots in more than four dimensions.

Aoyama: ummm, you can if you consider them sheets *walks away*

Iida and Todoroki:?!?!?!

Aoyama: if I saw you going out with another person, I’d be pretty upset.

Iida: thank you, not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.