#arvin sloane
Irina : They… well, I wouldn’t call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Sydney : Um, murder??
Jack :Adventuring!
Sloane :Tuesday.
Sloane : You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Sloane : My orders aren’t mere suggestions, Sydney! You’re supposed to follow them!
Sydney : Wait, what do you mean they aren’t suggestions?
Irina : Rules are made to be broken.
Hayden Chase : They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Nadia : Uh, piñatas.
Sloane : Glow sticks.
Sydney : Karate boards.
Jack : Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Irina :Rules.
Sloane : Building strong friendships is the key… To taking advantage of everybody!
Sloane : I’ve got principles
Sloane : It just turns out I can’t live by them.
[Image description: A picture of Jack Bristow and Arvin Sloane from the show Alias. They’re standing next to each other and they’re walking face camera in what appear to be their offices. They have a serious look on their faces. They both wearing a suit and a ties.
At the bottom left of the picture there is a screenshot of a tumblr post, by user ‘bxgdanow-deactivated20170102’ saying “sinship (like friendship except u sin together)”
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Marshall : If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Sydney : What if I bite it and it dies?
Nadia : That means your poisonous.
Weiss : What if it bites itself and I die?
Sloane : That’s Rambaldie.
Dixon : What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Jack : That’s correlation, not causation.
Vaughn : What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Irina : That’s kinky.
Jack : I’m leaving for three days. Dixon is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.
Sloane : Mine just says “Arvin, no”.
Jack : And you can apply that in every situation.
Jack : What’s gone wrong, Arvin?
Sloane : Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Jack : That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Sloane : Well… There’s a crisis.
