#marshall flinkman

Marshall : I’m not scared of you! I warn you that I’m practiced in the ancient art of origami!

Sark : … Paper folding?

Marshall : Damnit, I was hoping you wouldn’t know what that was

Marshall : If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Sydney : What if I bite it and it dies?

Nadia : That means your poisonous.

Weiss : What if it bites itself and I die?

Sloane : That’s Rambaldie.

Dixon : What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Jack : That’s correlation, not causation.

Vaughn : What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Irina : That’s kinky.