#eric weiss

Weiss : Would you rather kill Vaughn, or-

Jack : Yes, kill him.

Weiss : I didn’t say the other–

Jack : I don’t need to hear it!

Vaughn :…

Vaughn : I am feeling a little unsafe.

Marshall : If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Sydney : What if I bite it and it dies?

Nadia : That means your poisonous.

Weiss : What if it bites itself and I die?

Sloane : That’s Rambaldie.

Dixon : What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Jack : That’s correlation, not causation.

Vaughn : What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Irina : That’s kinky.

Jack : Any questions?

Weiss : Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Jack : I meant- *resignedly* the worm.

Weiss : Yes! Worms rule!