#michael vaughn

Vaughn : Have I done something to offend you?

Jack : Only every time I see you.

Jack, to Sydney: We’re fine! We’re all fine!

Jack : *whispering* Nadia, go revive Vaughn.

Vaughn : Which way did they go?

Jack : Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I’d guess they went left.

Vaughn : And you were able to figure it from that?!

Jack : No, you idiot. They sent me a text, see?

Weiss : Would you rather kill Vaughn, or-

Jack : Yes, kill him.

Weiss : I didn’t say the other–

Jack : I don’t need to hear it!

Vaughn :…

Vaughn : I am feeling a little unsafe.

Vaughn : I have many hidden talents

Jack : Like what?

Vaughn : I wouldn’t know, they’re hidden

Marshall : If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Sydney : What if I bite it and it dies?

Nadia : That means your poisonous.

Weiss : What if it bites itself and I die?

Sloane : That’s Rambaldie.

Dixon : What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Jack : That’s correlation, not causation.

Vaughn : What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Irina : That’s kinky.