#ashton irwin
Calum daddy hood
Piece is of heaven
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Some of my favourite photos
Babies
Play this at my funeral
Random ass headcanon that’s me projecting
Ashton’s unaffected by Rick Astley’s song Never Gonna Give You Up aka Rickrolling b/c of Just Dance 4. The dance makes it too much of a bop, also very much dad vibes.
As a group, Jailhouse Rock or Time Warp.
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The Tzatziki Sauce
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Luke: You know what I’ve noticed about the Five Nights at Freddy’s games? Is that as they go along, they get more and more blatantly furry bait
(…)
Ashton: When the edible kicks in
Mikey: …he took like 50 liters of coke before he went out on stage…Idk, do i look like i do coke? don’t answer that
(…)
Calum: Our controller died so now Michael is using wasd
Source;Circle Stick
Calum; do you believe cum is a soup?
Ashton; is cum a soup?
Michael; yes
Luke; if cum is a soup then blood is a solid b/c it’s nothing but solids that are just very tiny
Ashton; WhAt ArE yOu BoTh TaLkInG aBoUt?
Michael; cum is just kid soup
Luke; child broth
Calum; you’re asking too many questions for a Wednesday night?
Source;Circle Stick
Calum; it’s the detail of the lie
Ashton; are you gonna give us a point?
Michael; no
Ashton; this game is bullshit
source; TBFQOE 2021
Liz to Malum; You know what I heard last night? *points towards Luke & Ashton*
Why are you so fucking dumb?
Ashton takes a nap around noon/early evening, when not on tour. Every once in a while though, nap time will happen when he’s stuck in a car.
‘Feel free to turn the radio to whatever.’ Not that he had to tell the other guys.
‘Purposely turns it to NPR’
‘I’ll whoop your ass’
‘I’d like to see you try, old man’
Ashton: You’re getting married and the pope or whatever makes a deez nuts joke
Michael; Straight up turning it into a telenovella over here
Source; me while watching Bridgerton S2
Ashton: I’m not jojo posing in a Subway
Michael; *rapidly switching b/t different ones lazily*
