Fezco has to go to a parent/guardian meeting at Ash’s school, and he really doesn’t want to. Ash has had some problems with fights but does well in his classes.
But then Fez meets Ash’s English teacher, Miss Lexi Howard and….well being dragged into school doesn’t seem like a bad thing anymore.
Funny when you think how Ashtray, A CHILD, is on discord chatting to people probably about goods etc and keeping an eye on stocks. When Fez, an older teen, is sat on the sofa watching Stand By Me, laughing, crying, and fucking singing.
A/N: I originally wrote this for another character but I had to repost it with these two
Summary: You and Ash find a puppy and try to keep it a secret from your boyfriend
Warnings: None, just some fluffy shet
“Make sure to get really in there” you tell Ash, as he massages the shampoo into the puppy’s fur.
The two of you were walking home from the mall, as the sound of soft barking caught your attention. Following the desperate noises, you came across a small puppy, tied up behind a dumpster in an alleyway. There were no second thoughts about taking the little guy home, not until now.
“Hey, I’m home!” Fez yelled out, scaring both you and Ash. He looks at you in a anic, and you jump up, locking the door almost suspiciously fast.
“Everything good in there, ma? Open up for me, I need some love” Fezco says, causing his little brother to scrunch his nose and pretend to gag.
“Yeah, just getting changed, baby. Give me a second”
“So? Ain’t nothing I haven’t seen before”
“Please, Fez-“ you fake a cough to cover up the sound of the dog shaking it’s fur dry. “I’ll be out in a minute”
You could hear him mutter a small ‘whatever’ under his breath, and you didn’t even need to see him to know he was shaking his head. Letting out a sigh of relief, you wait a few minutes before opening the door slowly, making sure the coast is clear.
“Run, now!” You mouth to Ash, who’s holding the little puppy in his arms, and he rushes towards his bedroom.
Casually walking into your shared bedroom, you send Fez a smile. He pulls you flush against his chest, his lips immediately finding yours. The sound of a small whine could be heard, but before He could think twice about it, you went with plan B.
“How about you and I jump in the shower, you know, wash off the day.. relieve some stress”
Fez smirks at your words, and moves his hands over to your ass, grabbing it roughly. His mouth attacks yours again, while Ashtray is in the other room, busy calming down the dog and keep himself from puking.
“Shit- keep your mouth shut!” Ash whispers, getting down on the puppy’s level. The dog just looks at him, tilts his head to the side, before letting out another bark. One that caught Fez’s attention.
“Did you hear that?” He asks, pulling himself away from your lips.
Your heart starts to beat a little faster, and you know you’re going to have to improvise right now or it’s over.
“Oh it’s nothing! That’s just the..” you look around the room for a second, trying to come up with something believable. “That’s actually a new thing between Ash and I, you know?”
You turn your face to the side and do something you never thought you would do before. You barked. Loudly.
He detaches himself from your body completely, as a look of—what could only be described as pure horror—spreads across his face, his eyebrows furrowed as he stares at you.
“I- what..” His mouth opens, before closing again, trying to understand what just happened. “What the actual fuck was that”
“Like I said, it’s our new thing. Come on, you know what I’m talking about right?”
“Nah,” Fez shakes his head, eyebrows furrowing deeper by the second, “I really don’t think I do”
Right as you’re about to tell him to just leave it, another bark echoes through the house, and another, and another. Fez doesn’t even need to ask questions anymore, and he pushes past you, headed towards Ash’s room.
“No, don’t!” You yell out, moving him to the side, before rushing inside of the room, closing it behind you.
Ash runs over to the door as well, leaning his body against it, trying to prevent his brother from coming in. He starts knocking on the door loudly, before speaking up.
“If someone doesn’t open this door right now, and tell me what the fucks going on, I’ll take both of your dumbasses to the shelter”
Both you and Ash look at each other in defeat, and you just nod your head, signaling for him to open up and he let’s Fez inside.
“Just to clear thing’s up, it was all her idea”
“Seriously? You little shit-“
Looking through the room, Fez’s eyes fall on the tiny ball of fur that’s already running up to him, proudly wiggling his little tail. You take a step forward, already preparing yourself for the inevitable.
“Listen baby, I know what you’re thinking-“
“I like him.” Fezco says, picking the puppy and cradling him gently.
“On second thought, maybe I don’t know what you’re thinking” you say, sending Ash a ‘what the hell just happened look’, which he returned.
“Where’d you guys find him?” He asks, turning to the two of you.
“In an alleyway, all sad and abandoned and shit” Ash explains, making Fez frown. He can’t believe there’s actual shit people that would do this walk the earth. “Can we keep him, please?”
He looks at Ash, then at you, before returning his focus on the puppy in his arms.
“It’s your dog, now.” Fezco nods his head and gives the pup to his little brother. “Which means you get to clean up every mess he makes, you get to walk him every day, and you get to feed him.”
Ash nods his head in excitement, while grabbing the pup from Fez’s embrace. “It’s a fucking deal”
“As for you,” Fez adds, his eyes falling onto you, “I could really use that stress relieve”
You can’t help but laugh at Ashtray’s horrified expression and his, this time very genuine, gag. He clutches the dog closer to him and walks out of the room, shaking his head in disappointment.
“They ain’t traumatizing you this young, man.”
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