#ateez incorrect quotes
yeosang: i have a couple of knives up my sleeve
seonghwa: i think you mean ‘tricks’
yeosang: no, i mean knives
jongho: in my defense, i was left unsupervised
yeosang: wasn’t yunho with you?
yunho:in my defense, i was left unsupervised, too
wooyoung:are you okay?
hongjoong,laying face down on the floor: i’m having some me time
san: mingi, what do we say when our actions upset someone?
mingi:hoes mad
san:no!
jongho: whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
hongjoong, sighing:san’s…
san: fuck shit up out there, but don’t die
yunho, wiping away a tear:inspirational
yeosang: i’ve come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck.
jongho: my hyungs taught me to always think before i act
jongho: so if i smack the shit out of you, rest assured i have thought it through and am confident in my actions
hongjoong:… i’m suddenly having second thoughts
wooyoung: you had a first thought?
jongho: that yogurt is expired.
mingi: no, it’s not.
jongho: are you sure?
mingi:
mingi: [continues eating]
san: fellas, is it straight-
yeosang: no, never.
san: ok good, just checking.
hongjoong: sometimes, i talk to myself
hongjoong:me too
seonghwa: i called your friend. the one that isn’t changbin.
wooyoung: yeonjun? you make it sound as if i have no other friends besides those two.
seonghwa: well, do you?
wooyoung:
wooyoung:…no
san: it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
seonghwa: oh, and if you see hongjoong, give him this message
seonghwa:[makes :| face]
seonghwa: he’ll know what it means
[later]
yunho: oh, seonghwa told me to give you this message
yunho:[makes :| face]
hongjoong: oh no…
hongjoong: the neutral face of displeasure.
wooyoung: i have a plan.
jongho: does it involve us not getting in trouble?
wooyoung: i said i have a plan, not a miracle.
mingi: aren’t you gay?
hongjoong: i like how this implies i did something heterosexual. if so, i apologize.
san: aw…
san: i love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid
san: wish i could do that
seonghwa: could you be any more annoying?
yunho:easily
