#incorrect ateez quotes
KQ: what’s up hongjoong?
hongjoong, after dealing with the rest of ateez: my freaking blood pressure
Hongjoong: I’ve decided to leave my past behind
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: if I own you any money, I’m sorry I’ve moved on
Yunho: Isn’t it weird how some people are born with secret talents?
Yeosang: I stopped listening after “born”
Seonghwa: what would you look for in a relationship?
Yeosang: a way out
Memeboard Reactions For When Mnet Cannot Recognize Ateez’s Greatness:
Memeboard Reactions to Ateez on Kingdom:
How this last stretch of online classes be feeling like rn:
WHAT IN THE GLAZED DOUGHNUT-
How I fell for Yunho:
Yunho never disappoints
Wooyoung: *laying down*
Seonghwa: omg, wooyoung you’re so hot
Wooyoung, smirking: i think you’re hot too, hyung
Seonghwa, taking the thermometer away: *sighs* i hope San didn’t catch it too
San, walking loopy sided: whose body is hot enough to fry eggs? This bitch right here~ *falls*
yeosang: don’t ask me “wyd”
yeosang: you know i’m at home deteriorating
san: get into the halloween spirit and make a ghost!
jongho: that’s called murder and i’m pretty sure i heard somewhere it’s illegal.
hongjoong: i’m here, i’m queer, and my joint pain is moderate to severe
wooyoung: no more being the bigger person, time to start biting people
mingi: can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
yunho: isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
someone:ateez
hongjoong,vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: yeah i love them a normal amount
jongho, to hongjoong: hyung, with all due respect, i’m going to completely ignore everything you just said
yeosang: i have a couple of knives up my sleeve
seonghwa: i think you mean ‘tricks’
yeosang: no, i mean knives
jongho: in my defense, i was left unsupervised
yeosang: wasn’t yunho with you?
yunho:in my defense, i was left unsupervised, too
wooyoung:are you okay?
hongjoong,laying face down on the floor: i’m having some me time
san: mingi, what do we say when our actions upset someone?
mingi:hoes mad
san:no!
jongho: whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
hongjoong, sighing:san’s…
san: fuck shit up out there, but don’t die
yunho, wiping away a tear:inspirational
yeosang: i’ve come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck.
jongho: my hyungs taught me to always think before i act
jongho: so if i smack the shit out of you, rest assured i have thought it through and am confident in my actions
hongjoong:… i’m suddenly having second thoughts
wooyoung: you had a first thought?
jongho: that yogurt is expired.
mingi: no, it’s not.
jongho: are you sure?
mingi:
mingi: [continues eating]
san: fellas, is it straight-
yeosang: no, never.
san: ok good, just checking.
hongjoong: sometimes, i talk to myself
hongjoong:me too
seonghwa: i called your friend. the one that isn’t changbin.
wooyoung: yeonjun? you make it sound as if i have no other friends besides those two.
seonghwa: well, do you?
wooyoung:
wooyoung:…no
san: it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
