#bad bitch squad

Darling: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Cecily: What?

Joan: That you’re a child.

Percy: HOW’D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

*Darling is cooking*

Cecily: Any chance that’s for me?

Darling: It’s for Percy. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Joan: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Joan: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Cecily: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Darling: I personally was created in a lab.

Percy: I just straight up spawned lol.

rupert: what does ‘take out’ mean?

joan: food.

cecily: dating.

percy: murder.

darling: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD.

rupert: we need to distract these guys.

amir: leave it to me.

amir: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

cecily, darling, and percy: *Immediately begin arguing*

joan, watching in horror: oh this. i don’t like this. i don’t like this at all.

amir: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

rupert: self-esteem, i haven’t seen you in years!

percy: oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this!

cecily: i knew i lost that potential somewhere!

darling: my moral code, is that you?

amir:

amir: i was just gonna show you this cool suitcase my mother gave me but do you guys need a hug?

percy, trying to comfort a crying baby: what is your fucking problem?

cecily: try singing to them.

percy: whaaaaat is your fuuuuucking proooooblem???

Darling: I think we’re missing something.

Cecily: Teamwork?

Joan: Cohesion?

Percy: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Darling, banging on the door: Percy! Open up!

Percy: Well, it all started when I was a kid…

Joan: No, he meant-

Cecily: Let him finish.