[Yami Bakura voice] Well, jeez, kid, when you said “I want to go bowling” I thought you’d LIKE that I put all your friends souls in the pins and made it so every strike rings out with the pained, writhing screams of the damned, and whoever loses dies instantly. I really thought you’d get a kick out of it! I guess I’ll have to try a little harder next time to impress my most gracious host. You’re really not having fun? ………Damn. Okay, okay, stop screaming. We’re still cool though, right? Remember when you got that F so I put your teacher in a coma? That was hysterical. Wai-wha–you didn’t know that was me? You’re mad about that? Oh, c’mon. Lighten up. All I ever do is try to help and you never appreciate me, just complain about how I’m “hurting people” and “ruining your life.” No one likes a whiner, Ryou.
