Robin Musings, by Dr. Leslie Thompkins

MBBS, M.D. (Trauma - All Kinds)

Robin I

• Why is Batman in my waiting room
• Again
• He has… a child
• It’s cute
• Would I be violating ethics if I stole the child
• Probably
• Child has a wound, treat it
• Here, have a lolly while I yell at your irresponsible father

Robin II

• Jason?
• What do you mean “how did I know”
• You lived two blocks from my clinic!
• I saw you every day on your pickpocket route!
• I delivered you!
• Just…
• Don’t get hurt
• Please

Robin III

• This is ridiculous
• How many of you are there
• How did you manage to get that burn
• What laser cannon
• Oh no
• Give me the laser cannon, you can have this lolly

Robin IV

• Stephanie?
• What do you mean “how did I know”
• Do you people think that I’m stupid
• I’m the one that prescribes your ibuprofen
• Speaking of which, here
• It’s nearly your time of the month

Robin III again

• A thought occurs
• Have any of you had your tetanus boosters
• WHAT
• That’s it
• Get everyone in here now!
• No, Jason, Tim lied to you
• It’s not a bum injection
• Please pull your pants up

Robin V

• I need your immunization records
• What do you mean no
• The healing waters of the Lazarus Pit are not the same as the chickenpox vaccine
• Now sit still
• All done, here have a lolly
• … it’s Nightwing Blueberry Flavor
• There we go

A Gentle Hello

H-hewwo friends, I- I have returned… Peez forgive me for not giving content, I promise to make it up to you…

In all seriousness though, I’ve not been doing too great. Life. Job. Stress. My ass becoming bigger, before exercising it off (literally).

I am getting back some of my vim and vigour though, and have been in the mood to write more Batfamily content, including but not limited to:

• More Batfamily Headcanons and Robin Musings!
• The time when Damian accidentally cuddled Jason thinking that he was Bruce!
• The time Damian punched Jason for not telling him that he was not Bruce, and tricking a hug out of Damian!
• Dick’s buttcheeks bouncing independently from his body!
• Tim getting caught by Bruce in Victoria’s Secret!
• And much more!

PART 10

college!atla/batfam social media au: in which the gaang are broke nonbender college kids at Gotham City University. y/n wayne thinks the boy who works at the tea shop is cute. zuko thinks the girl who comes into the tea shop is cute. shenanigan ensue.

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A/N: yo guys! so on top of this smau, i’m thinking of starting another one as well. same concept, but backwards. college au, and reader is a member of the gaang at gotham university. it’ll be a tim drake/reader, where tim and reader become roommates. i cant go to therapy rn due to corona so i’ll be doing these two smau’s instead i love u all very much and i’m praying for everyone reading this to stay safe and mentally alright during these scary times!