#beautiful dog
Odette, English Bulldog (4 m/o), Hudson & Houston St., New York, NY • “She likes naps, treats, and hanging out with people. It’s her first day in the city and it takes 45 minutes to get four blocks. We went down to Texas for the winter and picked her up in Oklahoma on the way back.”
I see that HEB bag. Those last forever. Also a cool accessory.
HIS SPOT
it’s springtime! lie on those flowers
That camera’a getting kinda close,
It’s aimed right at my snoot,
That angle will be kinda gross,
I will not look too cute.
Why don’t you just zoom in instead?
Or take a selfie in the mirror?
You’re aiming that thing at my head,
Heck, it’s getting nearer!
Space is getting ,
How low must you stoop?!
Oh no!
It’s crashing in too fast!
I think that it might—
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Big fuzzy paws,
And grizzly hair,
What do you ,
I look like a bear?!