#biconic
how to talk to straight guys:
• use words like: dude, bro, dope, hella, tuff, frat, and yessir
• do NOT use all of the words in the same sentence
it’s so hard talking to straight boys like i have to type in capital letter and shit
if she got a mortgage she don’t belong to the streets, she belong to the bank
me: is exhausted by 8pm
also me: doesn’t actually go to sleep until 3am, despite having to wake up early
God damn right, you should be scared of me
Who is in control?
Halsey walking into pride month like:
I’m 11 minutes away, so why aren’t you here?
I had to go and find out from them
The face you make when you know you just burned your ex to the ground
Our lord and savior, Ashley Nicolette Frangipane
“Basically, whenever you scream at your angsty daughter to turn down that music, I am that music.” ♀️
