#blue paladin lance
Keith: When I was younger I had a crush on this boy at the garrison and didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said, “Get out of my school.”
Lance: THAT WAS YOU?!
*Lance and Keith looking at a locked gate into a park*
Lance: Aw. :(
Keith: You know what they say.
Lance: Please don’t-
Keith: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Lance:Quiznack-
Lance: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Keith: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Lance:
Lance: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Lance:Keith, are you having a depressive episode?
Keith: depressive episode???
Keith: I’m having a depressive series and we’re on season five right now.
Keith & Lance:*screaming*
Shiro*runs into room*: What’s wrong Keith!
Lance: Wait… Why are you asking him when I’m screaming too?
Shiro: Because Keith won’t scream unless it’s an emergency and you scream whenever you have the chance