#bnha chat

shinsou: I’m not in it to make friends.

aizawa: you’re wearing a friendship bracelet.

shinsou: midoriya made it. back off.

hawks: [slaps dabi in the face]

hawks:[gasps]

hawks: and no one’s gonna help him? wow what a society we live in

uraraka: give me one good reason why we should put ourselves in danger like this!

midoriya:

todoroki: I hate to say it, but that’s a pretty good reason.

uraraka: damn it, you’re right.

all might: did you guys get any sleep last night?

kaminari: do horses have 4 legs or 6? I forget lol.

sero: horses aren’t classified as insects, so obviously, they have 8 you dumb fuck.

midnight: where the hell is eraserhead, the meeting started an hour ago.

mic: hey, cut him some slack, he works very hard!! He’s probably grading tests right now!

aizawa: [slowly opens the door]

aizawa, standing in the doorway: sorry I’m here, I didn’t want to come.

midoriya: the villain broke my arm…

bakugou: oh fuck.

midoriya: you’re upset he hurt me? That’s so swee-

bakugou: no, I’m upset he didn’t snap your neck while he was at it.

bakugou: bro, why can’t aizawa-sensei fucking stay awake in his own fucking class.

kirishima: wdym he was teaching not even a minute ago??

literally aizawa shouta:

sero: are you and aizawa-sensei like a thing or…?

mic:yes

aizawa:no

mic:[quietly]…agree to disagree.

midnight: okay so let’s say you’re kissing someone-

aizawa and mic:…

midnight: fine, let’s say- hizashi, you’re kissing shouta and-

mic: OH HELL YEAH!!!

aizawa: say sike right the fuck now.

midoriya: hold on, I feel like I’m gonna sneeze-

midoriya, sobbing: turns out it was just another spontaneous urge to cry.

uraraka:a-another?

sero, on the phone with kaminari: so what have you been up to today, bro?

kaminari: I’m bored, so I’ve been counting my fingers over and over…

kaminari:10…

kaminari:10…

kaminari:9?!

kaminari: oh wait no- 10!

midoriya: I have a plan!

uraraka: no you don’t.

midoriya: yes I do!

uraraka: does it involve breaking at least one bone?

midoriya:…maybe.

uraraka: you don’t have a plan.

midoriya: I don’t have a plan.

kirishima, entering class: …why is kaminari crying?

uraraka: aizawa-sensei stepped on a ladybug.

kaminari, sobbing: cryin in the club.

aizawa: kaminari please - and I cannot stress this enough - shut the fuck up!

Midnight: A dog bowl? Strange, I was convinced you’re a cat person.

Aizawa: A dog? Oh, no. That’s for Hizashi. There’s no fucking way I’m letting him eat at my table.