#bnha teachers
Aizawa & Mic prepare for an undercover mission:
Mic: *enters the room in a belly dancer’s outfit*
Mic:* jingle jingle jingle *
Aizawa: Ohhhhh noooo. NO NO NO!
Mic: W H A T ???
Aizawa: So now even your CLOTHES are loud???
Mic: SHUDDUP I’m SEXY! *jingle jingle jingle*
Aizawa: I hear the bells of a fool!!!
all might: did you guys get any sleep last night?
kaminari: do horses have 4 legs or 6? I forget lol.
sero: horses aren’t classified as insects, so obviously, they have 8 you dumb fuck.
midnight: where the hell is eraserhead, the meeting started an hour ago.
mic: hey, cut him some slack, he works very hard!! He’s probably grading tests right now!
aizawa: [slowly opens the door]
aizawa, standing in the doorway: sorry I’m here, I didn’t want to come.
bakugou: bro, why can’t aizawa-sensei fucking stay awake in his own fucking class.
kirishima: wdym he was teaching not even a minute ago??
literally aizawa shouta:
midnight: okay so let’s say you’re kissing someone-
aizawa and mic:…
midnight: fine, let’s say- hizashi, you’re kissing shouta and-
mic: OH HELL YEAH!!!
aizawa: say sike right the fuck now.