#captain carswell thorne
Thorne: You’re mad at me!
Cinder: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
Thorne: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!
Thorne: They kicked me off the plane because I’m the bomb
Cinder:
Thorne: And because I yelled fuck too many times… But mostly cause I’m the bomb
Thorne: I pronounce leg “laig”
Cinder:
Thorne:
Cinder: I pronounce sin “Thorne”
THORNE NO–