#caspar von burgliez

Linhardt: I’m leaving for three days. I’ve left you both instructions on taking care of the place while I’m gone.

Ashe: Leave it to us!

Caspar: Mine just says ‘Caspar, no’.

Linhardt: And you you can apply that to every possible situation.

Linhardt: You look like you fought 10 people and then ran a mile to get here.

Caspar: 12 people and 4 miles!

Hubert, about Ferdinand: So you think he’s the one for me?

Caspar: Oh yeah! He’s tons of fun and you’re no fun at all

Caspar: He completes you

Hubert: Dont fear death, fear the state in which you die

Caspar, terrified:New Jersey!?

Linhardt: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.

Caspar: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes froot loops.

Linhardt: You’re the love of my life, I’d do anything for you.

Caspar: I want you to eat three proper meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Linhardt: Absolutely not.

Caspar: What food group is honey?

Linhardt: It’s classified as raw meat by the FDA

Caspar: What the hell?