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Hawke: Isabela left us a letter.
Isabela’s Letter: If you’re reading this, I’m dead. And I only have a few things to say: DON’T TOUCH MY STUFF.
Isabela’s Letter: No one gets anything! I leave it all to my ghost.
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Gabriel: And that’s how I propose we fight the monster.
Sam:
Sam: Oh, my god.
Gabriel: ‘Oh, my god,’ you love it?
Sam: Oh, my god, we’re screwed.
Gabriel: 'Oh, my god, we’re screwed’ you love it?
Sam: No. Oh, my god, we’re screwed we’re screwed.
Gabriel: 'Oh, my god, we’re screwed we’re screwed’ you love it?
Sam: No. Oh, my god, we’re screwed we’re screwed. We’re really really really screwed.
Gabriel, handing Sam a slip of paper: Here’s a bunch of numbers. They may look random, but they’re my phone number.
Linhardt: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.
Caspar: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes froot loops.
Alex: Everybody know what they’re doing?
Reggie:In general or in the plan?
Alex: The plan, Reggie.
Reggie: Oh, phew.
ENTP: Ugh, ISTJ, you’re such a goodie two-shoes
ISTJ: No, I’m not!
ENTP: Oh, yes, you are! You’re like an unsalted pretzel
ISTJ: What do you mean?
ENTP: You’re like if school and news had a baby
ENFP: Get some spice into you, ISTJ!
ISTJ: I can be spicy! look, my shoe’s untied, and I’m not even gonna retie it! Actually, I am. I could trip
Akutagawa: Dazai-san! Dazai-san! Dazai-saaaan!
Dazai, whispering: Oh, God. He won’t stop. He’ll never stop!
Chuuya: I’ll tell him you’re dead.
Dazai: Thank you. Love you.
Chuuya, yelling: Go away! He’s dead!
MG: I’m going to bed. I don’t remember which room I’m in, but I’m sure I’ll recognize the door.
Josie: He’s going to be wandering around up there all night.
Lizzie: Yep, he belongs to the hotel now.
Tessa, trying to work the oven: Wh-Why hasn’t it heated up? I-Is it broken? Did we pay the gas bill?
Will: Yes, we paid the gas bill. I remember ‘cause the check number ended in 69 and we high-fived.
Lucie:Why?
Tessa: Never mind.
Sam: I don’t hate Bucky, just that sound he makes.
Sam: And his voice.
Sam: And the things he says.
Steve, flirting: You have beautiful eyes.
Bucky: Thanks, I need them to see.
Kate: We’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Yelena: Probably Clint.
Kaito: This year for Halloween, I got the bats that are smiling. It’s more realistic.
Kaede: Why is it more realistic?
Kaito: Because they’re happy! It’s their favorite holiday! They love it!
Shrio: Well, we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Lance: Probably Keith
Kakashi: I’m just not good with dates you guys know this
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Kakashi: It’s your birthday?
Iruka: Yes, Kakashi.
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Kakashi: It’s my birthday?
Gai: Yes, Kakashi
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Kakashi: Today was the due date?
Naruto, holding Boruto: Yes, Kakashi!
Kakashi: Well…how’d it go?
Naruto: What? It went well it obviously went well!
