Bat Boys

Feyre: I have a weird question that I have wanted to know for years……

Rhysand: This’ll be good.

Feyre: Since Illyrians have bat wings, do you ever hang upside down like bats?

Cassian: Yes, of course.

Rhysand: STOP. No we DO NOT do that.

Feyre, holding her newborn baby: Rhys, do you think you are ready for parenthood?

Rhysand: Easily, I’ve been parenting Cassian for centuries.

Cassian:……Hurtful.

Cassian: Anyways, what are we having for dinner Rhys?

Night Court Shenanigans

Morrigan: Cassian, how often do you clean your knives?

Cassian: Whenever they get blood on them. So a few times a week I guess.

Morrigan: You stab someone several times a week?

Cassian: You don’t?

Cassian: I will fight ANYONE who comments negatively about you Azriel.

Azriel: I don’t entirely like myself though.

Cassian: Square up then, let’s go.

Moments After Cassian Got Banned from the Summer Court:

Cassian: So you’re technically my employer… correct?

Rhysand: I don’t like where this is going.

Cassian: Say I were to… I don’t know…break something in another court on the job… Would you or I be liable for the damages?

Rhysand:CASSIAN. WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE SUMMER COURT?

Cassian: Let’s just say they have new remodeling opportunities.

Incorrect ACOWAR Quotes

Cassian: FEYRE. Could you do me a solid and make a death bargain with me? An I die, you die situation?

Feyre: Why the HELL would I do that?

Cassian: I destroyed another building in the Summer Court, and I need an insurance policy so Rhys won’t kill me.

Rhysand: *slams open door* CASSIAN.

Cassian: Do it now. Do it Now. DO IT NOW

Cassian: Out of everyone in the Night Court I am the most responsible.

Morrigan: *bursts out laughing* Since when?

Feyre: Didn’t you destroy a building in the Summer court?

Cassian: I take responsibility for that.

Rhysand:……That’s not how that works.