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Rhysand being Rhysand
Tamlin: I will give you anything to free Feyre from the bargain.
Rhysand: Interesting offer…… Magic 8 Ball, should I take it?
Rhysand: It’s a solid nah, Tamlin, better luck next time.
Visit @ the Summer Court
Rhysand: Alright, meeting adjourned. Let’s go drink and celebrate.
Tarquin: Agreed, I shall offer my finest alcohol from the family vault to all……except Cassian.
*cue laughs and cheers*
Cassian, in the corner: *grumbling* it was ONE building get over it.
Nessian Hype
Cassian: WOOOOO! Get em’ Wifey!
Stranger: That woman just brutally murdered someone?!
Cassian: AND SHE’LL DO IT AGAIN.
Everyone else winnowing:silent
Rhysand winnowing:BOOM *black smoke* jazz hands.IT’S ME ASSHOLES
S.O.S
Cassian: *about to knock on the door of the House of Wind*
Mor: *bursts out the door* Leave. LeaveNOW.
Cassian: What’s wrong?!
Mor: Feyre’s trying to cook. Go before you get food poisoning again. It’s too late for me, she already knows I’m here.
Cassian: I owe you my life *runs*
Feyre & Rhys: We made a bargain so that if one of us dies, we both do❤️
Literally Everyone Else, busy trying to save Nesta:
Bat Boys
Feyre: I have a weird question that I have wanted to know for years……
Rhysand: This’ll be good.
Feyre: Since Illyrians have bat wings, do you ever hang upside down like bats?
Cassian: Yes, of course.
Rhysand: STOP. No we DO NOT do that.
Morrigan: Hey Feyre, is Rhys around?
Feyre: Yeah but he’s unavailable.
Morrigan: I’m his favorite cousin, he’ll make time for me.
Feyre: Rhys and Cassian have been arm wrestling for the past hour. Anytime one of them loses they ask for a rematch.
Morrigan: *sighs* not again.
Rhysand picking up Feyre in the Spring Court:
It’s the guilt-trip that keeps on giving.
Rhysand: Please do this {insert favor here}
Cas & Az: Nah.
Rhysand: Must I remind you that I DIED for YOU
The Night Court on Twitter: Part 5
Feyre
Rhysand
Cassian
Nesta
Morrigan
Azriel
Amren
Rhysand’s Epiphany
Rhysand: *opens last birthday present*
Rhysand: Another black clothing item…… thanks. (Adds to pile of black clothes).
Morrigan: Do you not like it? We all heard you say you want to “revitalize your wardrobe” last week.
Rhysand: That didn’t mean I wanted all new black colored clothes!
Feyre:Rhys?
Rhysand: Yes, darling?
Feyre: Look at the shirt and pants you currently have on. Black is the only color you ever wear.
Feyre in the Spring Court listening to Ianthe exist:
Incorrect ACOWAR Quotes
Cassian: FEYRE. Could you do me a solid and make a death bargain with me? An I die, you die situation?
Feyre: Why the HELL would I do that?
Cassian: I destroyed another building in the Summer Court, and I need an insurance policy so Rhys won’t kill me.
Rhysand: *slams open door* CASSIAN.
Cassian: Do it now. Do it Now. DO IT NOW
Rhysand: I heard girls like bad boys.
Feyre: That’s such a dumb rumor that ca-
Rhysand: I torched Ianthe’s house.
Feyre: *blushes* Go on……
Rhysand after Morrigan took Feyre to the Cabin
Rhys: Where did you take my mate?
Mor:Um…I can’t remember.
Rhys: Don’t mess with me, you were just there.
Mor:
Mor: Nothing’s coming to mind.
Rhys:-_-
Something is familiar