This is a self-call out too. I HAVE REGRETS.

The Night Court on Twitter Part 4

Feyre:

Rhysand:

Cassian:

Nesta:

Morrigan:

Azriel:

Amren:

Moments After Cassian Got Banned from the Summer Court:

Cassian: So you’re technically my employer… correct?

Rhysand: I don’t like where this is going.

Cassian: Say I were to… I don’t know…break something in another court on the job… Would you or I be liable for the damages?

Rhysand:CASSIAN. WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE SUMMER COURT?

Cassian: Let’s just say they have new remodeling opportunities.

Cassian: *gets stabbed*

Cassian: *pulls out the knife and looks at it* This is a nice knife, can I keep it?

Nesta: *deep sigh in the background*

NessianFlirting?

Feyre: Nesta told me to give this to you *hands Cassian a piece of paper*

Cassian: *smirks at Nesta across the room as he unfolds the note* I bet it’s a love letter.

Cassian: *reads the note* Oh…this is um…not what I expected…

Feyre: Well, what is it then?

Cassian: A threat.

Rhysand:Az, why are you lying on the floor?

Azriel:I have depression.

Rhysand: Is there anything I can——WAIT is that blood?!

Azriel:*looks at the blood puddle forming beneath him*Oh, and I was stabbed.

Feyre:*battling against Hybern soldiers*

Feyre: We are losing too many soldiers! How have you won battles in the past?

Rhysand:*in the midst of fighting* Cassian and I usually create a bigger problem that cancels out our original problem.

Feyre:Like what?

*Tsunami wave approaches in the distance*

Rhysand:Like that.

Nesta: Cassian! You are driving me insane! Shut up for a moment and let me think!

Cassian: *silently leans in and stares at her*

Nesta: That didn’t mean get closer *glares at him*

Cassian: *smirks* So…are we about to kiss or what?

Nesta: WHAT THE HELL CASSIAN?

Cassian: I’ve noticed what usually happens after you get angry *winks*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *excited wheezing*

Alis doing “chores” around the Spring Court to eavesdrop:

You can’t tell me this didn’t happen.

Rhysand pretending to be a villain while also secretly helping everyone:

Night Court Shenanigans

Feyre: *walks into the house of wind* Why are all the lights off?

Amren: *sitting on the couch* Everyone is playing hide and seek.

Feyre: Oh, so you were found first?

Amren: No, I’m the seeker. I’m going to sit here and see who gives up first. I think it will be Cassian.

Feyre: My money is on Mor.

Cassian VS. Azriel

Feyre: So if you and Azriel ever got into an actual fight… who would win?

Cassian: Az. Hands down.

Azriel: No, I think it would be evenly matched.

Cassian: I don’t know, brother, your large wingspan is pretty intimidating.

Feyre: I cannot with you two *leaves*

I can’t stop doing these. I need an intervention.

Artist Credit: Nesta, Rhys, & Mor: @charliebowater Cassian: @merwild Azriel: @dominiquewesson Amren: Project Nelm Feyre: Wictoria Nordgaard

*The Inner Circle at Cassian’s birthday party*

Feyre: Nesta, did you give Cassian his present already? I don’t see one here from you.

Nesta: I gave it to him this morning.

Azriel: What was it?

Cassian: *enters the room with a chainsaw* LOOK WHAT MY MATE GOT ME!

Rhysand: Cassian, you are under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allowed to bring that on our trip to the Summer Court next week.

*Cassian and Rhys arguing in background*

Morrigan:Well, you clearly won best present this year, Nesta.

Tamlin, an asshole:Feyre, you will never be a High Lady.

Rhysand, a simp:When you become a High Lady let’s get matching tattoos, it would be cute.

Rhysand: I’m the most powerful High Lord. No one fuck with me.

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Also Rhysand: Feyre, Cassian stole our couch.

Feyre: Well, go get it back.

Rhysand: Let’s just get a new one.

Artist Credit: Nesta, Rhys, & Mor: @charliebowater Cassian: @merwild Azriel: @dominiquewesson Amren: Project Nelm Feyre: Wictoria Nordgaard