xxvorpalxx:

here’s a trevor fancam

[ i saw a korra fancam and i was inspired so i made this for my favorite emo boy trevor ]

ɪɢ. ɪᴢᴢʙʟʟᴇ

I found a meme format and i just couldn’t resist.

And for all my homies who are monster fuckers out there, these ones are for you ✌️

me, telling someone why they should watch castlevania: and there’s a male main character who is cannonly bisexual and poly!

them: oh that’s amazing! i definitely have to check it out now!

me, being a little shit, knowing the grief they’re bouta go through:

taka and sumi, on the phone: we have him

trevor and sypha: him?

taka and sumi: Alucard. we have him.

trevor and sypha: oh.

taka and sumi: oh..?

trevor: yeah you don’t have him.

taka and sumi: wha- yes we do!

sypha: no, you don’t have him. he has you. good luck!

*hangs up*

I HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!

i was just listening to monster mash, as you do while spooky season approaches, and THE LYRICS SAY, AND I QUOTE:

“The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolfman,

Dracula, and his son”

ALUCARD WAS AT THE MONSTER MASH??? IS THIS CANNON???

what i think the castlevania character smell like part 1

alucard:

Roses,

tears,

Vanilla,

betrayal.

trevor:

piss, shit, vomit, beer, body odor, and

Failure

Sypha:

Jasmine, Vanilla, Spice, and

~ m a g i k ~

Hector:

Fire Wood,

manipulation,

Fresh Moring Dew,

betrayal,

Petrichor

trust issues,

and how could i forget

~Rotten Flesh~

Issac:

blood, sweat, and tears. literally.

~Sandalwood~

just some ship posts i made.

inspired by my other post….

John Mulaney Quotes As Castlevania Characters:

Trevor:

Alucard:

Sypha:

Hector:

Issac:

perhaps i’ll make a part two.

trevor, returning to the castle, seeing the wonder twins: what the fuck happened here?

alucard: